Life is a bunch of non sensical stuff that happens everytime, EVERYWHERE.If you want to talk, do it!!! Im going to turn this into my personal accountAs you where guessing... Yes... Im a giant, chubby, cub who loves to singMaybe Im dating maybe Im in love who knowsNsfw sometimes, enjoy.
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i can’t stop thinking about houses with chicken legs
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I need to stop getting on scottish twitter cuz i be wanting to laugh mad hard in class
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“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”
“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.
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dolly parton: your beauty is beyond compare
with flaming locks of auburn hair
with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
your smile is like a breath of spring
your voice is soft like summer rain
dolly parton:

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Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car
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if ……. if a demon wore heelies on consecrated ground, would it still burn them
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They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory
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