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Also, she named herself after the Street she happened to be standing on.

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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Oh my god, I'm so excited!!!

*The Preservation team being supportive and wholesome*

Murderbot: Uuuugh, eye contact™ *HELP*

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💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

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How am I just now finding out that "Christine Everhart" and "Justin Hammer" have been together for 17 years?

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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

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“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

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@amysnotdeadyet 》》 Three Days verse

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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

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y'all HAVE to watch this...interview??? with the inmates of the prison where luigi mangione is being held.

the reporter is standing outside the prison walls, while the inmates are inside watching newsmax, and collectively screaming out one-word answers to questions loud enough to be heard by the reporter.

I've never seen anything like it

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before mentioning Chris:

after mentioning Chris:

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joe biden has to the opportunity to end his presidency on the funniest goddamn note

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“... I'm a nobody. I can't even remember anything. Nothing. Not even my name.”

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i had the tragic realization that ive never really drawn Avengers Assemble Stevetony so heres that fixed

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we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

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They’re clearly too pure, too Fereldan for Antivan songs🥹

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tumblr

tumblr in october

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Ten and Donna end up on a fucked up deadly space newlyweds show despite uh. Not being newlyweds but they get almost all the questions right. They start to sweat when the final question is "what's one secret desire you have involving the other?" And Donna writes "sometimes I wish I could occasionally shrink down the doctor real small so I could carry him around in my pocket and make sure he doesn't get lost' while Ten writes "sometimes I wish I was small enough that Donna could carry me around in like a cat backpack or maybe a shirt pocket" and they look at each other like AYYYYYY because not only are they deeply drift compatible they're also fuckin weird about it 💖