capoctillery
capoctillery
DongPhobe420
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Hello!, 30/gay/guy, Live in Houston
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capoctillery · 3 days ago
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Saying this right after an Israeli official was caught in a child predator ring sting is absolutely funny
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capoctillery · 3 days ago
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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
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capoctillery · 3 days ago
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capoctillery · 3 days ago
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American reading levels explained.
By @ genericartdad (they/he).
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capoctillery · 4 days ago
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sketch
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capoctillery · 4 days ago
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pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time
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capoctillery · 6 days ago
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capoctillery · 6 days ago
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There are good people out there. Some of them are even state senators.
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capoctillery · 6 days ago
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capoctillery · 6 days ago
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capoctillery · 6 days ago
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every day i think of that one picture of azealia banks with florence and the machine
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capoctillery · 6 days ago
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capoctillery · 6 days ago
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when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe
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capoctillery · 6 days ago
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George of the Jungle (1997)
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capoctillery · 17 days ago
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King of the Hill is back! Don't forget Jonathan Joss (John Redcorn) didn't just die he was murdered for being gay and married to a trans man.
The next hearing for his murderer is August 18th I think. They asshole is more offended that he's being called a homophobe (he has a gay brother gasp!) than murderer (which isn't even in question he confessed immediatly and there were at minimum 5 witnesses)
The media tried to blame it on Joss’ past mental health and addiction issues. He's somehow also supernaturally strong and big and scary and that's not racist at all says white cops.
Please don't forget him. He was so proud and excited for king of the hill. You don't deserve to be murdered because a white dude says u need to die
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capoctillery · 18 days ago
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