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The Professor Snart Bang
It's been almost 2 years a while since the initial idea, but we've finally created a mini bang dedicated to professor!Leonard Snart AUs!
The idea of this event was birthed from a post by @thatsnotmygunflash which just kept snowballing in the notes, so we want to invite our fellow Snart fans to make more Professor Snart fics!
You can find more information on the event here, including the bang rules and schedule.
And you can also join the event's Discord server here.
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Your Honor, these two are in love.(~ ̄³ ̄)~
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ColdFlash police au (detective!Len and forensic scientist!barry)
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Flash (TV 2014) Rating: Teen & Up Audiences Word Count: 9.3k Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Barry Allen/Leonard Snart Additional Tags: Secret Relationship; Enemies to Lovers; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Barry Allen is The Flash; (Not THAT Big of a Canon Divergence); Teacher Barry Allen; Post-Oculus Leonard Snart; Outside POV; Misunderstandings; Secret Identity Summary:
Normally, she would've been doing a covert fist-pump in the produce aisle to celebrate, because her gaydar had totally been right about Captain Cold. But normally, she didn't need Captain Cold to help her buy her little sister's cold medicine. (Cough syrup was a controlled substance, apparently; who knew?) And normally, she didn't need Captain Cold to stop flirting with her chemistry teacher long enough for him to actually help her.
In a just world, Barry would've realized that he had no reason to keep working for the C.C.P.D. after Henry died, and found a job that added a little bit of meaning to his life, instead. This fic takes place in that world.
⚡️ [Read on Ao3] ⚡️
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I am being so genuine when I say I am so glad mr Wentworth prison break Miller survived depression and hollywood and came out publicly and ultimately made it out the other side to play a gay cunty villain in a bad cw show. Truly aspirational. Just another small example of maybe it'll all be kinda okay in the end
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listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker
#cisco x hartley#fucking love those two#hartmon#cisco ramon x hartley rathaway#they're not that rare (i think?) but i put them as a small side ship in every coldflash fic i write#also solidarity#shishigang
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As much as I love ‘I would kill for you’, it kinda really loses its impact if the person saying it is a villain who already kills at the slightest provocation
’I would refrain from killing for you, I would spare them all if you asked me’ is a very sexy alternative, and a much more powerful declaration of love coming from a character prone to violence
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Caitlin Snow + meta-human physiology
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Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them
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coldflash kissy sketch to get over a stressful day at work 😮💨
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Coldflash Exchange Poll #6
After Everything, You're Home
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Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”
“So how was your day at work?” “YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”
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My favorite part of coldflash headcanons is the distant sound of Oliver bursting a blood vessel in Starling City
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Tumbling Together by RedHead
“I… yeah. I guess I just wanted to hear your voice.” He felt his heart hammer, and rushed to continue, “and I probably won’t see you tomorrow either, for the record.”
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