captain-cornwall
captain-cornwall
"world is suddener than we fancy it"
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captain-cornwall · 13 hours ago
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(literature girl summer) we're back to finishing a book in two days
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captain-cornwall · 2 days ago
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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them
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captain-cornwall · 3 days ago
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I've been like absently compiling a list of the top ten homoerotic moments in SAS RH, and it has got a little out of hand. Thus far, main candidates:
Eoin's frankly pornographic introductory shot
Jock/Pat cigarette (sluttiest moment of season 2??)
The Eoin/Paddy tent scene bcos please that long exhale that Eoin does? R rated
The cut from Bill Fraser's slack-jawed stare to Jock McDiarmid doing a shirtless flex lmfao
The shower scene. fellas is it gay to tell your best mate that his mate has had a hideous parachuting accident while he showers naked in the desert? is it gay to let your gaze drag for just a second too long over his--
Jim/Pat hug at the start of season 2 (it's giving wholesome slutty)
Bill Stirling unbuttoning his shirt only to reveal a cross lmfao
Johnny and Bill helplessly checking out Jim's enormous biceps in the middle of a mission
Bill Stirling vs Paddy in prison (you know there's an x-rated cut of this somewhere)
And honestly cinematic scene of all time: Paddy and Augustin Jordan openly fucking wrestling in the desert
Honourable mentions: Bill Fraser and Paddy's church spat; the chess scene; Mike Sadler + everyone; whatever AGB and Bill Stirling had going on
Please reblog with additions because I know there are like six thousand more
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captain-cornwall · 3 days ago
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I've been like absently compiling a list of the top ten homoerotic moments in SAS RH, and it has got a little out of hand. Thus far, main candidates:
Eoin's frankly pornographic introductory shot
Jock/Pat cigarette (sluttiest moment of season 2??)
The Eoin/Paddy tent scene bcos please that long exhale that Eoin does? R rated
The cut from Bill Fraser's slack-jawed stare to Jock McDiarmid doing a shirtless flex lmfao
The shower scene. fellas is it gay to tell your best mate that his mate has had a hideous parachuting accident while he showers naked in the desert? is it gay to let your gaze drag for just a second too long over his--
Jim/Pat hug at the start of season 2 (it's giving wholesome slutty)
Bill Stirling unbuttoning his shirt only to reveal a cross lmfao
Johnny and Bill helplessly checking out Jim's enormous biceps in the middle of a mission
Bill Stirling vs Paddy in prison (you know there's an x-rated cut of this somewhere)
And honestly cinematic scene of all time: Paddy and Augustin Jordan openly fucking wrestling in the desert
Honourable mentions: Bill Fraser and Paddy's church spat; the chess scene; Mike Sadler + everyone; whatever AGB and Bill Stirling had going on
Please reblog with additions because I know there are like six thousand more
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captain-cornwall · 3 days ago
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when you're gay and irish and all you want to do is swan off to asia with your boyfriend and write poetry and play chess but some wanky english toff forces you to join his ragtag bunch of madheads to fight fascism and you have to do it because, and this is crucial, you simply cannot stop bare-knuckle fighting every single person you meet
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captain-cornwall · 3 days ago
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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35
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captain-cornwall · 4 days ago
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SAS: Rogue Heroes 1.02
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captain-cornwall · 4 days ago
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Those who understand understand.
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captain-cornwall · 5 days ago
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It’s crazy to me that people read Sherlock Holmes’ obsession with Irene Adler as romantic when it is so clearly the same kind of obsession that gay men have for Lady Gaga
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captain-cornwall · 6 days ago
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Obsessed with this
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captain-cornwall · 6 days ago
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From Sherlock Holmes: the Valley of Fear
(Something something queerness was considered a form of insanity in the Victorian era something something mostly I am just Moved by Holmes having a crisis of confidence and needing reassurance before he can go to sleep)
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It was late that night when Holmes returned from his solitary excursion. We slept in a double-bedded room, which was the best that the little country inn could do for us. I was already asleep when I was partly awakened by his entrance.
"Well, Holmes," I murmured, "have you found anything out?"
He stood beside me in silence, his candle in his hand. Then the tall, lean figure inclined towards me. "I say, Watson," he whispered, "would you be afraid to sleep in the same room with a lunatic, a man with softening of the brain, an idiot whose mind has lost its grip?"
"Not in the least," I answered in astonishment.
"Ah, that's lucky," he said, and not another word would he utter that night.
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captain-cornwall · 6 days ago
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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.
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captain-cornwall · 6 days ago
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captain-cornwall · 6 days ago
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this came to me in a dream
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captain-cornwall · 6 days ago
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Bumper sticker I saw on my walk today
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captain-cornwall · 7 days ago
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being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time
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captain-cornwall · 8 days ago
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Magneto was Right, X-Men: The Last Stand
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