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it's been a hot minute but we are back. part 3. last time, the public chose to execute phileas fogg. who will be next?

propaganda under the cut

ALEC HARDY: come on, this guys been through enough. he's barely managed to cling to life, and you're going to tear it away from him? how will his teenage daughter react? he's a single father, a good man, and he helps his community. he's been through trauma, struggle, and hardship yet stayed humane and fundamentally good. will you kill him???

DONALD PETERSON: he has newborn twins. come on. how's his wife supposed to raise newborn twins all on her own? he also has a class of thirty kids waiting on him. who's going to break the news to them? that their beloved teacher was killed by the internet? they're only young... don't be so heartless

DAVE TILER: now this is really evil. he has like FIVE kids who have just lost their mother. genuinely how will his kids survive losing their father as well?? they need him man you can't kill him. he's been through enough and some of his kids are under six you can't do that

CAMPBELL BAIN: he's only a kid 💔 a mentally ill kid at that, who lives in a mental hospital and whose parents are embarrassed of him. that's just mean. look at that happy face and say you're going to choose him. he has so much potential and so much life ahead of him. shame on you for even considering it

side notes: the death is so quick it's painless and none of them have life insurance

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Teasing Thursday

Helloooo my dear Good Omens Fandom!! Been a while, int it?

I'm coming back to you very soon with my next long fic, called Worth a Shot

It's about basketball. Why? Because I like basketball and I'm about to make it your problem.

Summary? Summary.

Aziraphale has been the coach of Tadfield Academy's basketball team for the last ten years. The results these past few years have not been the best, but the Ducks are back on top and ready to win it all!

That is, until the school board threatens to shut down the sports program altogether and forces him to take an assistant in order to change the team's strategy.

How will Aziraphale deal with the intrusion of the rude Scottish psychologist in his life? Will the Ducks actually have a chance to win the cup at all, when egos start to fight for a spot in the starting five?

In short, a boarding school AU disguised as a sports AU, or is it the other way around?

Excerpt:

She grinned and leaned closer to him. "Let me guess, you met the new school psychologist?"

"How do you— oh, you know what, never mind. As it turns out, Mister Crowley appears to be a former pro basketball player… which apparently means he’s qualified enough to assist me with the team."

"Well… How bad can he really be? He works with kids too, doesn’t he?"

"Have you met him?" Aziraphale gasped, the scornful look given by the man coming back to his mind.

"Briefly. He’s a bit rude but—"

"That, my dear girl, qualifies for the understatement of the year."

Anathema chuckled. "He’s hot, though," she added with a lopsided smile.

Aziraphale shot her an appalled look, not blushing at all, thank you very much. "I didn’t notice. I guess I must have been blinded by his completely inappropriate attitude."

"He can’t be that awful," Anathema whispered, still leaning towards him, "his aura actually looks rather good."

It took every ounce of Aziraphale’s energy not to roll his eyes. "Believe me, he is that awful. He was just there, seated like a lazy teenager and sniggering. He has a face tattoo for G— someone’s sake! I don’t care what his aura tells you."

Let me know if you wanna be included in any kind of tag list, and also know that you can subscribe to my AO3 so you don't miss the start of this or any oneshot I might publish!

I'm looking forward to sharing this with you!

As a last treat, have a bit of artwork I made months ago when the idea was brewing in my brain:

[captainblou]

Teasing Thursday

Helloooo my dear Good Omens Fandom!! Been a while, int it?

I'm coming back to you very soon with my next long fic, called Worth a Shot

It's about basketball. Why? Because I like basketball and I'm about to make it your problem.

Summary? Summary.

Aziraphale has been the coach of Tadfield Academy's basketball team for the last ten years. The results these past few years have not been the best, but the Ducks are back on top and ready to win it all!

That is, until the school board threatens to shut down the sports program altogether and forces him to take an assistant in order to change the team's strategy.

How will Aziraphale deal with the intrusion of the rude Scottish psychologist in his life? Will the Ducks actually have a chance to win the cup at all, when egos start to fight for a spot in the starting five?

In short, a boarding school AU disguised as a sports AU, or is it the other way around?

Excerpt:

She grinned and leaned closer to him. "Let me guess, you met the new school psychologist?"

"How do you— oh, you know what, never mind. As it turns out, Mister Crowley appears to be a former pro basketball player… which apparently means he’s qualified enough to assist me with the team."

"Well… How bad can he really be? He works with kids too, doesn’t he?"

"Have you met him?" Aziraphale gasped, the scornful look given by the man coming back to his mind.

"Briefly. He’s a bit rude but—"

"That, my dear girl, qualifies for the understatement of the year."

Anathema chuckled. "He’s hot, though," she added with a lopsided smile.

Aziraphale shot her an appalled look, not blushing at all, thank you very much. "I didn’t notice. I guess I must have been blinded by his completely inappropriate attitude."

"He can’t be that awful," Anathema whispered, still leaning towards him, "his aura actually looks rather good."

It took every ounce of Aziraphale’s energy not to roll his eyes. "Believe me, he is that awful. He was just there, seated like a lazy teenager and sniggering. He has a face tattoo for G— someone’s sake! I don’t care what his aura tells you."

Let me know if you wanna be included in any kind of tag list, and also know that you can subscribe to my AO3 so you don't miss the start of this or any oneshot I might publish!

I'm looking forward to sharing this with you!

As a last treat, have a bit of artwork I made months ago when the idea was brewing in my brain:

[captainblou]

Teasing Thursday

Helloooo my dear Good Omens Fandom!! Been a while, int it?

I'm coming back to you very soon with my next long fic, called Worth a Shot

It's about basketball. Why? Because I like basketball and I'm about to make it your problem.

Summary? Summary.

Aziraphale has been the coach of Tadfield Academy's basketball team for the last ten years. The results these past few years have not been the best, but the Ducks are back on top and ready to win it all!

That is, until the school board threatens to shut down the sports program altogether and forces him to take an assistant in order to change the team's strategy.

How will Aziraphale deal with the intrusion of the rude Scottish psychologist in his life? Will the Ducks actually have a chance to win the cup at all, when egos start to fight for a spot in the starting five?

In short, a boarding school AU disguised as a sports AU, or is it the other way around?

Excerpt:

She grinned and leaned closer to him. "Let me guess, you met the new school psychologist?"

"How do you— oh, you know what, never mind. As it turns out, Mister Crowley appears to be a former pro basketball player… which apparently means he’s qualified enough to assist me with the team."

"Well… How bad can he really be? He works with kids too, doesn’t he?"

"Have you met him?" Aziraphale gasped, the scornful look given by the man coming back to his mind.

"Briefly. He’s a bit rude but—"

"That, my dear girl, qualifies for the understatement of the year."

Anathema chuckled. "He’s hot, though," she added with a lopsided smile.

Aziraphale shot her an appalled look, not blushing at all, thank you very much. "I didn’t notice. I guess I must have been blinded by his completely inappropriate attitude."

"He can’t be that awful," Anathema whispered, still leaning towards him, "his aura actually looks rather good."

It took every ounce of Aziraphale’s energy not to roll his eyes. "Believe me, he is that awful. He was just there, seated like a lazy teenager and sniggering. He has a face tattoo for G— someone’s sake! I don’t care what his aura tells you."

Let me know if you wanna be included in any kind of tag list, and also know that you can subscribe to my AO3 so you don't miss the start of this or any oneshot I might publish!

I'm looking forward to sharing this with you!

As a last treat, have a bit of artwork I made months ago when the idea was brewing in my brain:

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Everyday, it's a-getting closer...

🪽🎶🎵🎶Going faster than a rollercoaster...🎶🎵🎶🐍

Ko-Fi - Prints

One of my biggest 2025 personal Good Omens projects. Started in February, achieved in July. Almost gave up on this one in the middle of the process, but so proud to see it achieved, finally!!

My own poster for Good Omens season 3, included all my theories, easter eggs and interpretations/expectations for the future!

So, if you want to know everything…..

(Explanations and close-up shots under the cut, speed-drawing and more!)

Back to back. Wings open wide, chin out and daring eyes.

Not talking, not EVEN looking at each other.

As if they can't work together - or even tolerate each other anymore.

His Highness Aziraphale, in a somptuous angelic battle suit, purple eyes as the true Supreme Archangel and Commander of the Heavenly Host.

The Grand Duke of Hell Crowley, wearing once again the Season 1 silver chain, claiming he is back in Satan's Army.

But… What if?

Back to back, as if they can't work together anymore… Or, isn't it for protecting the other's blind spot?

Why Aziraphale's shadow (soul?) in the background does still have his blue eyes? And why Crowley's golden irises glow exactly like the angel's features?

Not talking, not even looking at each other. And still, same as back then on the Wall of Eden, or in front of the Noah's Ark, or sat on their bench in St James Park, they are looking in the same direction. And what do we usually say about love and partnership… but "it's looking together in the same direction"?

And this snake, embracing the archangelic halo, whispering to Aziraphale's soul and ear… And Crowley's snake tattoo, secretly glowing in gold?

No talking, no back channels.

And still, they'll resist. They'll fight. At some point, I'm sure they'll communicate, in their own special way. They'll manage to work with each other, and protect what they like best. As always.

Love is their Resistance.

(🪽🐍✨UHQ so be patient or put it in 720p🪽🐍✨)

Audio Credits: "Time is Running Out" & "Resistance", by MUSE.

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Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh

Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…

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there is nothing to be sad in season 2.

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Latest fics/first lines

Let’s give it a go! Thanks @itsscottiesstark , @sabotage-on-mercury , @eybefioro for the tag!!

Rules: post the beginning lines of your most recent 10 published fics (or chapters if you don’t have 10 fics), then attempt to tag 10 people!

1. My pride flag has your name written on it 🏳️‍🌈

Crowley’s entire body was sore.

2. Cheek to cheek 🕺

“You should go out more, meet some people!”

3. The perfect genius of our hearts 📞

“Uh, hi Mister Fell. My name's Crowley, I'm erm… I'm Nina's best man.

4. Wildflowers and wine 🍸

It had all started a few weeks ago, when Nina had decided to organise open-stage nights on Thursdays.

5. How to turn you demon into a snake, a collection 💐

Aziraphale had chosen carefully.

6. Break the spell 🪄

“Angel? Angel, I’m back!”

7. Richfront Valley 🥾

Aziraphale raised his pencil away from the paper and grabbed his pair of binoculars, focusing back on the family of red foxes playing in the shade of the undergrowth.

8. Heaven Sent 📄

Crowley pushed the door leading to the Heaven Sent agency, his mug of coffee in hand, sauntering towards reception, where Mia welcomed him with a smile.

9. Christmas traditions and all that… 🎄

Crowley stirred in his bed, sighing and wriggling between the soft, hot blankets, reaching for more heat, extending a hand to the other side of the bed only to find it empty.

10. Animal Instincts 🐈

Aziraphale was going through his Thursday reshelvement when the bell of the bookshop door rang.

Fewwwww that was LONG hahaha

I’m not big on tagging people, especially since a lot of writers already did it, but if you see it and want to try pleaaaaase 💛

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The brain is not fully rotten, but at least the porn is still very good

Happy six months since season 2 dropped

This is a wellness check

….u ok?

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Happy (?) 2 year anniversary to this I guess 💀

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Biiiig Stretch

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The forbidden apple 🍎

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AU? that's canon i believe.

au where aziraphale really really loves the movie ratatouille

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Crowley set his alarm for July so apparently it’s time to #wakethesnake ? I think what everything that’s going on he’ll just hit the snooze and lay in for a bit.

Okay this is the LAST sexy Crowley for a bit so I can get finished with other projects. I had to leave it rough and gestural so I can get back to it, but that hashtag was too tempting 😂

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I LOVE good omens dear lord

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The Angel I Knew - a GO human AU (complete)

Epilogue - 3 years later

The most prominent change in the lobby was a little shelf by the door, cluttered with knick knacks and a special book on display. Aziraphale left his keys there, patting the cover where a very cute, but worn out Winnie the Pooh smiled. His smile mirrored the cover, thinking about the day Anthony had returned him the book. How relieved he had been that his antique had not been left to rot on a grave, or worse, taken away by someone else. Anthony had confessed much later to snatching it away on Tony’s twentieth birthday, right as they were leaving, unable to leave it behind.

Thank you so much for reading this little christmas fic 💛

It was quick, but it is not the end, as I am writing a prequel 👀

Merry christmas if you are celebrating, see you in 2025 with many new stories 💛