captainchokchok
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20s and tired. My blog is just stuff I find fun. he/him
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i foudn a boy outside what do i do
you already know whats going on. terrarium with sticks and rocks + couple of fruit slices
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Why does my shower smell like.. idk? Soy sauce or something like that? Idk it just smells weird. I haven't brought any food into my damn shower in my life lmao
#idk what the smell is.. soy sauce is just the first thing I thought of#it just smells super familiar and very specifically a smell I associate with food#but I'm just very confused because I never smelled that before coming from my shower#did someone in my apartment building just shove some food down their drain and now it's coming to mine or something?#idk it's just so bizarre
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my cursed and awesome eye pulsating to the beat
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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand
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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion
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Are you pro or anti bush
he was a bad president
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shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set
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Everything is $49 these days. I simply can’t fathom how anytime I want or need anything it’s always just $49. I’m sick of how every company wants $49 from me. My chest hurts.
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They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket
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a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster
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