captaindrewboy

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We're not certain what people of the 21st century were referring to when they said "discord", but we do know it was a type of gathering. From recovered writings, we can surmise there were various people and animals at them.

The etymology is somewhat shrouded in mystery. It's no longer a popular theory that the label came from ancient french "descorde", meaning "disagreement", but few other theories offer such a compelling visual as a group of people and animals coming together to argue.

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Today’s aesthetic: open world RPGs where it’s extremely obvious that the writers didn’t actually intend for it to be super gay, they just straight up forgot that it’s possible for the player character to be a girl.

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I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward 

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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the gooners

they’re everywhere

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i jerk off till my penis scrweam

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if your water breaks… i will fix it.

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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well no shit it's a kanye concert

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MY OVARIES!!!!!!

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in Disco Elysium I was expecting there to be some kind of “addiction mechanic” that would add a long-term downside to taking drugs, and was surprised not only by the absence of any such mechanic but also that the benefits of drugs greatly outweighed the cost. anyways fast forward to the late game and I was downing three bottles of pyrholidon and smoking an entire pack of cigarettes before attempting any check, and it was only then I realized there was in fact an addiction mechanic

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Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.

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me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also