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Do you have any fave rebelcaptain fics/ones that you consider like a staple/must read of the fandom?? I haven’t been here very long and don’t really know where to begin 😅 thank you in advance for any recs! 🫶

hello, anon! sorry it took me a while to get back to this but here you go. I don't like the terms staple or must read when it comes to fandom, but here's a non-extensive list of my favorites:

Canon-verse

We've Been Here Before by @angel-deux-writes

tell all the truth (but tell it slant) by @maixela

Euphony by JackofSomeTrades

Asterisms and Finding Home Without a Map (series) by @incognitajones

show a little loving, shine a little light on me by ev0lution

semantics (series) by katsumi

Take Me Home by crystalkei

I've Lived Since Then by scioscribe

Modern (and other) AUs

In the Shadows by StormDancer

A Friendly Agreement by FluffMonster42

PRONTO NOS VEREMOS OTRA VEZ by hotel_raleigh

Soldier's Heart by @rifle-yes

only fools rush in by andromeda3116

All the Broken Hearts in the World Still Beat by @mosylufanfic

have another drink (get lost in us) by franziskas

Poco a poco by canardroublard

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dragon age: inquisition au 

@runakvaed: whoops I did a thing

@skitzofreak THANK YOU FOR ENABLING ME I’M SORRY THIS IS TERRIBLE

I don’t know if/when I’ll post another snippet of this, but it was bloody fun. 

For reference: Jyn is the Inquisitor (city elf/apostate mage), Cassian is Cullen, K is Sera (sort of), Bodhi is Cole, Baze is Iron Bull but less kinky, Chirrut is Dorian but more kinky,  Steela Gerrera is Cassandra, Ahsoka is Leliana, Anakin is Solas but I don’t want to hit him nearly so often which is only an improvement (Solas is an assbutt), Lando is Varric, and Mothma is Vivienne. I don’t know who Blackwall is, but I don’t care overmuch about Blackwall, to be quite honest. 

“I hate this place,” says Kei, not very quietly. “Orlesians smell like rotting flowers.”

“Kindly shut up before someone hears you,” says Holdo, her smile never dropping. “They take offense quite easily here, you know.”

“Like I care if someone’s offended.”

Bodhi strokes the crow on his shoulder, and croons to it in some dialect that died out centuries ago.

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Oshamir Fic Recommendations

Here are fanfic recommendations for Oshamir (Osha x Qimir) from The Acolyte! Some of these stories fit into multiple categories. I'll be adding more to the list as I find em!

Canon-Divergance

Salvation / Damnation by of_stars_and_scars

pedagogy by narqueen

Tell me, why does my heart burn this way? by writteninblue

forgive these bones I'm hiding by justatinycollector

Seduction and Obsession by Pincushion_Flower

Starlight by FairyRingsandWings

And the Flesh that Sings by nothanksgrimy

Reverence by heartandthehead

born from dark water (daughter of the rain and snow) by mostardent

wings by thefudge

The Harmony You Crave by LostElysium

Takes place during Season One

crave/spurn by VPB2396

The Dark Side of the Moon by HomeAgainRose

Takes place after Season One

Recovery and Renewal by Samansurahime

there's something about power by signifier

cascade ocean wave blues come by NeonGenesisisis

The Power of Two by truehumandisaster

the fall by absentheart

Echoes of a Dying Star by PeachieSuntory

nom de guerre by the-reylo-void (Anysia)

Trust by LRRH17

Adrift / Anchored by of_stars_and_scars

Shattered / Stitched by of_stars_and_scars

ascendance by last_honey

surrender by last_honey

Soulmate Aus

we bleed the same by satal

tell me you’ll meet me (tell me you’ll keep me) by Stratisphyre

Stranger Mine Chapter 2 by AnonymousMink

Crave / Starve by flythesail 

Gremlin/Greasy Qimir

a verb in perfect view by callistos

Supernatural Creature AU

Stranger Mine Chapter 3 by AnonymousMink (Vampire)

once in flight by satal (Dragon)

Kismet by FormerlyIR (Irony_Rocks) (Vampire)

Strange Stars Chapter 2 by FairyRingsandWings (Mermaid)

Alternate First Meeting/First Meetings

Stranger Mine Chapter 1 by AnonymousMink

Poison by flythesail

sugar coated, lies unfolded by callistos

A Lover's Revenge by FairyRingsandWings

Be my submissive, my obedient pupil by vickyblueeyez

Modern AU

heavy is the head... by FormerlyIR (Irony_Rocks) (Mob AU)

The Accidental Duo by witwithfolly (College/Uni AU)

The Second Will Cost You by dangerwillrobinson (College/Uni AU)

roll for initiative! by dangerwillrobinson (High School AU)

Ricochet by dangerwillrobinson

The Antidote by Aladina (Mob AU)

we could make this easy by the-reylo-void (Anysia)

between stars on hollywood blvd. by jellyfishdango (Movie Co-Stars AU)

Alternate Universe

Ouroboros by FormerlyIR (Irony_Rocks) (Omegaverse AU)

The Knife You Twist by dangerwillrobinson (Spies & Secret Agents AU)

i'm a screamer baby (make me a mute) by shippismermaid (Serial Killer AU)

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i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

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If Sauron were to discover the Internet and find out that he's being shipped with Galadriel

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Happy B-day to one of the sweetest people I know @quarantineddreamer! Much love from myself and @frostbitepandaaaaa!

We hope you enjoy your gift! A certain someone told me you’d like an X-Files AU. (:

“I think you’d have better luck interviewing the victim, Andor.”

Cassian turns around, undeniably relieved to see his partner, Special Agent Jyn Erso, perched on the bottom stair of the half-rotted stoop. She blinks up at him from under the brim of her almost comically large umbrella. Her eyes are knowing, her expression as lucid as ever. She had, no doubt, witnessed the entire debacle between him and the local law enforcement on her short trip from the car to the sway-backed and moss-fringed front porch of their newest crime scene investigation.

“Ah, that’s not my job, Erso, that’s all you,” Cassian tosses back archly. Jyn rolls her eyes and he comes to join her on the bottom stair. He assumes that she does not wish to venture inside the rotted, sodden prairie Colonial until absolutely necessary (and perhaps is wanting to dodge the ire of the local sheriff that Cassian had just pissed off in almost record time).

“Lay it on me, Andor. What is it this time?” Jyn asks, trying to sound bored but he knows better. His partner likes to evoke the straight-laced, no-nonsense career woman but Agent Jyn Erso is also the most accomplished forensic pathologist and scalpel wielder in the FBI… perhaps in the whole damn country. And one doesn’t reach such lofty acclaim by being squeamish. She had also quietly denied several career opportunities over the years that could be considered, well, more sane, in favor of chasing lights in the sky and slicing and dicing in backwater morgue bays.

Had stuck with him. But he tries not to think about that part.

He ducks under the umbrella and they venture out in the weedy front yard in tandem. Jyn makes no effort to accommodate his seven inch height advantage and Cassian does not expect her too. The rain is a dismal, steady drizzle and much of his back is damp within a few steps.

“The victim— 34, male— looks to have been frightened to death,” he announces as if commenting on the shitty weather.

“Cassian,” she groans, stopping to look at him like he had just expressed his desire to join the circus. He knows that tone well. It’s also never a good sign whenever she uses his first name. “Frightened to death?”

He nods, trying, and apparently failing, to keep the amusement off his face because Jyn’s eyes close and she sighs mightily as they continue on their way. “You ever heard of the Boogey Man, Erso?”

“There’s no such thing—“

“Look, I’ll leave it to you, Dr. Erso. Once you get the autopsy done and dusted then you can call me crazy.”

They reach the car and Jyn pulls the door handle on the passenger side. She drove here, but she is not fond of driving— especially when there is a perfectly good man to do it for her— and Cassian is always happy to oblige her in her few glints of prissiness.

She closes the umbrella, shakes out the rain and swings her sensible kitten heels into the car. “Cassian, I’ll save us both some time.” She leans precariously close to him, elbow on the center console of their little rented Cabriolet. He freezes in the midst of fastening his seatbelt (after having to push the seat back what felt like a good four feet). Her hair is damp and a bit wild despite the shelter of the umbrella (her hair always gets frizzy in the humidity— he thinks it’s unbearably cute) and he can smell her perfume. His heart stops in his chest.

“You’re crazy,” she pronounces sagely and falls back into her seat.

He puffs out a laugh, shakes his head, and fires up the car.

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Haladriel Library

Saurondriel/Haladriel Fanfic Recommendations. Some of these stories could fit into multiple categories. If you have any more recommendations feel free to add them!

Marriage

Shadow-Bride by eye_of_a_cat

Bridesprice by FormerlyIR (Irony_Rocks), Irony_Rocks 

Poison & Wine by Coraleeveritas

Galadriel takes longer to discover Sauron's identity

no matter how many skies have fallen by stitchingatthecircuitboard

A man is a god in ruins by eye_of_a_cat

Queen of the Southlands by FormerlyIR

Galadriel Says Yes

The House That Fire Built by Ready_For_The_Laughing_Gas

dig up the bones (but leave the soul alone) by Wyrd_Syster

Gilded by eye_of_a_cat

And white winter, on its knees by eye_of_a_cat

The Trials of Mairon by EllieCarina

Mortal Laws by Helholden

Canon Divergence/Reimagining of S1 and onwards

I could be your king by cliffdiving

The Tides of Fate by fireheart321

In Case of Defeat, Break Glass by eastwynds

that i may rise and stand, o'erthrow me by mortaltemples

Five times Halbrand's secret got revealed by eye_of_a_cat

Across That Fine Line by MyrsineMezzo

Instruments of Salvation by Scriberated

a fair form by properhaunt

Autocorrelation by EisforEverything

The Return of the Queen by Nenya Business (Cec_Jo)

A Feast of Starlight by TheLightofArwyn

Supernatural Creature AU

should have known better by Nenya Business (Cec_Jo) (Witch/Demon AU)

Storm Tides & Weaving Threads by elssiie (Siren AU)

just a taste by stardustspell (Vampire AU)

Haladriel meet before TROP

Spark, Ignite, Burn by cliffdiving

our souls were made from the stars by silverwing12 (Deleted)

Necessity's Bargain by Scriberated

Though the Gods and the Years Relent, Shall Be by Helholden

determination is the cure (for longing) by downtheroadandupthehill

where the spirit meets the bones by kangaroopaws

people throw rocks at things that shine by ophidion

Hades Persephone Vibes

Beasts of the Hill and Serpents of the Den by Helholden

a dust like thine by mortaltemples

One-Shots

Unsired by shady-swan-jones (sweetleaf), sweetleaf 

the light of his eyes by eastwynds

now dark, now glittering by mortaltemples

In the Shadow of Your Heart by mzladybird

i cannot heave my heart into my mouth by fallofrain

this love is glowing in the dark by Orcas86

we could just kiss, like real people do by justatinycollector 

a millstone around my neck by mortaltemples

the nameless by bimmyou

Pregnancy/Parenthood

Light and Power by chronicallyexhaustedwriter

shining like a fiery beacon by ophidion

A Blessing of Eru by Scriberated

Smut

A Stressed Tiding by FormerlyIR (Irony_Rocks), Irony_Rocks

this love is glowing in the dark by Orcas86

Buried in Bone by Invisible_Hand

Riptide by makeshiftdraco

Perfection by Nenya Business (Cec_Jo)

like magnets work, only drawn to thee by audreystark

To Follow the Light by Thrill_of_hope

A Moment of Honesty by Draconic_Grace

Dream Within a Dream by Nenya Business (Cec_Jo)

bind yourself to me by Nenya Business (Cec_Jo)

Dream Within a Dream by Nenya Business (Cec_Jo)

Lady of the Seas by eye_of_a_cat

Dark/Dead Dove

all your pain will end here by poeticmemory

Land of Enchantment by EisforEverything

perle by emphemeron

Glanduin Kiss by Anonymous

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#HaladrielWeek2024 Day 4: Binding (Recycled content)

A musical retelling of Halbrand and Galadriel’s storyline in The Rings of Power Season 1 (short demo + full symphonic version).

Lyrics by @youwearfinethingswellwriter (https://archiveofourown.org/works/48083581)

Recycling this, because it's definitely one of the most ambitious fan music projects I've ever done. I’m proud of what I accomplished when I decided to go full symphony with this one, but I have to admit that I’m fond of that demo too. My voice is the least reliable instrument in my musical arsenal. It’s always at its best when I’m convinced that I’m just messing around.

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in light of recent news, and in fear of losing one of the only things that brings me joy in my stupid baka life, here's all episodes of puppet history.

pls rb :)

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Bridgewater is a fiction podcast by Aaron Mahnke and Lauren Shippen about a folklore professor in the incredibly haunted Bridgewater Triangle. When new evidence arises in the mystery of his missing father, Jeremy Bradshaw, along with his father’s former partner Anne Becker, must chase the clues that will tell him whether his father really did fall victim to a Satanic cult in the Bridgewater Triangle—or something much more dark and unexplainable.

Starring Misha Collins, Melissa Ponzio, Karan Soni, and Tricia Helfer. It has two seasons as well as another Grim & Mild podcast that takes place in the same universe, Consumed. Here are some links to get you started in your exploration of the Bridgewater Triangle:

Official website

Listen on Apple Podcasts or Spotify

Fanart from our incredible listeners

Episodes

Fan-made transcripts

Ask writer Lauren questions

Lauren's Bridgewater tag

Happy listening! Don't believe everything you hear out in the woods...

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List of As Many Fiction Podcasts As I Could Think Of

NOT ORGANIZED! This is a big list of fiction podcasts with no descriptions, meant for the sole purpose of picking one based on the title and just trying it out. Just a big ol' list of titles. Kindof like a blind date! Explore a couple of the ones that intrigue you and come back later for more.

The Hotel

The Night Post

I am in Eskew

Whisperling

Residents of Proserpina Park

The Daedalus Compound

EOS10

The Magnus Archives

Francis Forever

SMILE GROVE

Janus Descending

The Godfrey Audio Guide

Old Gods of Appalachia

Camp Here & There

The Way We Haunt Now

Jack of All Trades

SUPERSUITS

Illuminati Interns

Death by Dying

Life with Leo(h)

Hello from the Hallowoods

Malevolent

The 12:37

Spirit Box Radio

Lost Terminal

Desperado

Neighbourly

The Switchboard

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity and Mortality

Aurora Everlasting

The Swashbuckling Ladies Debate Society

CARAVAN

The Amelia Project

Jar of Rebuke

Monstrous Agonies

Where the Stars Fell

Kisses In The Dark

The Town Whispers

Uncommon Commons

The Author's Anathema

Elevator Pitch

Brimstone Valley Mall

Kane & Feels

Middle:Below

The McIlwraith Statements

Caledonian Gothic

I have seen Niagara

Petrified

In Darkness Vast

The Outside Tapes

Seren

Gather the Suspects

This Foul Earth

John from Home

Glasgow Ghost Stories

The Tower

The Antique Shop

either

Tales from Aletheian Society

The Secret of St Kilda

The Green Horizon

Road X

THE NOWHERE MALL

Seven of Hearts

The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio

SubverCity Transmit

The Nuclear Solution

Inkwyrm

Jim Robbie and the Wanderers

Burst

With Caulk and Candles

This Planet Needs a Name

The Glass Appeal

Mar's Best Brisket

Nym's Nebulous Notions

Midnight Radio

The Bright Sessions

When Angels Visit Armadillo

The Mysterious Secrets of Uncle Bertie's Botanarium

Nowhere, On Air

Dark Ages

Welcome to Night Vale

The Silt Verses

Care & Feeding of Werewolves

The Bridge

The Far Meridian

ars PARADOXICA

Among the Stars and Bones

Counterbalance

Primordial Deep

Hannahpocalypse

Someone dies in this Elevator

Mabel

Seen and Not Heard

Abyss FM

Bodies in Space

Among the Stacks

Station Arcadia

Station Blue

Mnemosyne

Wolf 359

Tranthologies

Mx Bad Luck

SAYER

Limetown

What will be here?

Wake of Corrosion

The Pasithea Powder

SINKHOLE

Tell No Tales

The Vesta Clinic

Dreamboy

Georgie Romero is Done For

The Domestic Life of Anthony Todd

Alice isn't Dead

Stellar Firma

Unwell

The Strange Case of Starship Iris

The Heart of Ether

The Orbiting Human Circus

Wooden Overcoats

Greater Boston

Valence

Moonbase Theta Out

The Penumbra Podcast

Desert Skies

Deviser

Leaving Corvat

Red Valley

Back Again Back Again

Sidequesting

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New Orleans ❤

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with all due respect. i may expire on the spot if i ever called family elders by their first name