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Wow a once in a blue moon post, ever

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First photoshoot of 2024.

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My documentary of AniManGaki x Gamuda Cove’s Hanabi Festival 2022. Enjoy!

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“Welcome to the real world...” - Max Caulfield, Life Is Strange (2015). 

Shot with Sony Alpha 6000. Barely edited using Lightroom Mobile.

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Randomness, part 1.

Rachel Amber: Define "random".

Max Caulfield: *deliberately breaks pasta in half*

Chloe Price: *attempts to do a tre-flip* Fuck!

Kate Marsh: *not even trying* ...

Victoria Chase: *just sat there at the front of the girls' dorm* Go fuck your selfie.

Rose Amber: I fucking love you, Rach.

Rachel Amber: What the fuck?

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Rose Is Strange - Part 7a - Gift for Max

This episode contains plain, regular conversations. No weird jokes, I hope. Part 8 will contain oddball jokes from me.

Rachel: Hey mom, Max's birthday is coming really soon - September 21! What should we give to her?

Rose: What about a box load of chocolates?

Rachel: Too overrated, mom. Something else?

Steph: Ooh, what about a record player? She definitely needs one, right?

Rose: But what about the-

Steph: No worries, I got plenty of records, including the most recent one - "Life Is Strange" by Angus & Julia Stone.

Rachel: Seems like we're even. You give her records, while us give her a player.

Rose: Good idea!

Alex: Looks like you guys are having a nice conversation. What are you guys talking about?

Rose: Birthday stuff, Max Caulfield, more stuff. Wait, where are you come from?

Alex: Uh, I was with you guys for straight 2 hours. Aren't you guys invited me to your house?

Rachel: Um... really?

Rose: I didn't even know that!

Steph: How can you guys not remember? That is silly.

Alex: Speaking of, who is Max Caulfield, again?

Rose and Rachel: A Blackwell student.

Alex: Did she like listening to music?

Rachel: Yeah!

Alex: Alrighty, then. She deserves a new, fancy Shure earbuds.

Rose: HOO! That sounds expensive, Alex!

Alex: For our special Max, why not, right?

Steph: Ridiculous. But in a good way.

Rachel: Music for everyone!

Rose: Whoop!

Steph: For those who read this, Google "Shure earphones" to get what Rose mean, expensive.

Meanwhile, Chloe overheard everything they say. Such a naughty girl.

Chloe: Hehehehehehe. Maybe I should give my Super Max a box full of joints for her to try out. Time to get lit, Max!

Stream "Life Is Strange" album by Angus & Julia Stone on Spotify!

Life Is Strange - True Colors coming September 10.

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Max: I wonder what my friends will give me for my birthday. Hopefully something amazeballs.

David: Hopefully not grass, I already caught you with one.

Max: I don't think so.

David: You know that you have a bad influence on Chloe, so maybe grass?

Max: That is ridiculous. A blunt as a birthday gift? *shakes head*

David: Could possibly be it, Max. By the by, we'll let Joyce bake a cake for you. Is that good?

Max: Sure!

Joyce: Then I'll be on my way.

Minutes later, Chloe returned to the Price household.

Max: So, Che, got any ideas?

Chloe: Hehehehehehe.

Max: Uh... Chloe?

Chloe: Try to guess.

Max: You're getting me a new Polaroid, right?

Chloe: *stares at Max, straight eye to eye*

Max: Right?

And the staring contest goes on.

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Rose Is Strange - Part 7

This is after Captain Flanger read "Rebel Girl" on Fanfiction... this is going to be absolute random...

At Amber's Residence...

Rachel: Hey Rose, what 'cha reading?

Rose: Oh, I am reading a fanfiction at the moment.

Rachel: Ooh, what fanfic?

Rose: It's called "Rebel Girl" or something like that.

Rachel: Hey, I heard of that! It's about *sigh* Max and Chloe in an adventure, more or less. Also - spoiler alert, I am in it on Chapter 4.

Rose: Oh goodness, really?

Rachel: "The doe. The mind sees what it wants, Max, but it can't see everything. Tell Chloe that I'm glad she's happy. It was nice to finally meet you face-to-face." And that is my line.

Rose: Damn... It must be a tense part. I'm still on Chapter 3 and enjoying this part.

Rachel: What part? The part where they... making love in the hotel room?

Rose: Hella yes!

Rachel: Sigh... I fucking knew it... Mom, you're insane.

Meanwhile at the Price's Household...

Chloe: You know there's someone make a fanfiction about us?

Max: I think so? Why?

Chloe: Nothing. It's been years since that fanfic was posted. And looks like it's about us in an alternate universe.

Max: Yeah? Have you read it though?

Chloe: A little bit. I got stuck at Chapter 3 where both of us... uh...

Max: Uh what now?

Chloe: We make out.

Max: I swear to Dog, Che. THAT PART?

Chloe: Yes!

Max: Sigh.

Special thanks to Rowanred81 on FanFiction for making "Rebel Girl". My life has changed.

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At The Two Whales Diner...

Joyce: I will remember that one day Chloe said to me that she and Max are more than friends.

Vanessa: Same...

Ryan: I don't mind about that, as long as them both are happy with themselves, that is what I want to see.

Vanessa: Honey, really?

Ryan: Yeah, sweetheart. It's their choice.

Joyce: Well, that escalated quickly. Now, what do you both want to eat at the meantime?

End of Part 7.

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My attempt at making Chloe’s House. There were so many game oversights, so it made the build a tad bit difficult in certain cases. But it was worth a try, nonetheless. As a guy who barely know how to build things.

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Life is Strange: True Colors

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Rose Is Strange, Part 6e?

Present day, at The Ambers residence... exactly the same time Square Enix Presents goes live, the article goes boom.

Rose: New Life Is Strange just announced recently, have you checked it out yet, Rach?

Rachel: Read the articles, yeah. Why, mom?

Rose: Alex.

Rachel: Jesus, mom - no!

Rose: Jesus, Rach - yes!

Rachel: Don't say you are going to-

Steph: You guys know I'm still here, right?

Rose and Rachel: Ah shi-

Meanwhile, at Price's house...

Max: Chloe, we'll be getting a remaster of our own story!

Chloe: Really?

Max: Hella yes, we're going to look better than ever, soon!

Chloe: Does that include better lip syncing as well? I'm kinda tired seeing myself talking without my mouth properly open. Creepy as fuck.

Max: Uh... maybe?

Chloe: Great! So I can finally suck-

Max: HELL FUCKING NO, CHLOE.

Chloe: XD

Back at the Ambers residence... Steph is at the bathroom, looking at herself, and realize how hot she is after all these years.

Steph: Damn, I'm looking goooooood. Rawr.

Rachel: You know that you're still in our house, right? :/

Steph: Sssshhhh, let me enjoy things.

Rose: ;-;

Rachel: -_-

Life Is Strange - True Colors. Available on September 10, 2021.

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Warren: If bees can drive, what car would it be?

Brooke: A beetle.

Stella: Why bees don't need knives?

Alyssa: Because bees already have hell of a pointy nose that can literally stab you. In, The, Face.

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Rose Is Strange, part 6d?

Since Tell Me Why is out for months now, we might as well change format a bit.

Somewhere in Juneau, AK... present day. (Tell Me Why)

Alyson: Hey Tyler, you know about Pricefield?

Tyler: You mean, Max and Chloe? Why?

Alyson: I don't know. Feels like I want to get to know them. They seem cool.

Tyler: Why not? This summer we'll fly to Arcadia Bay and meet them.

Alyson: Ain't Arcadia Bay already been flown away by a tornado, some two years back?

Tyler: Did you browse through conspiracy sites again, Aly?

Alyson: Uh... no? *slowly dead inside*

Tyler: *literally shows pic of Max and Chloe at front of Two Whales on his phone* This was shot last week. How can that "be flown away by a tornado?"

Alyson: *slowly panicking inside*

Tyler: Aly?

Alyson: Oh! Um, yeah. Let's set the date, then. Should we remind them, though?

Tyler: Max probably knows me, maybe I should.

Alyson: Already sent the DM?

Tyler: Yep. DM sent. Let's see what their responses are.

Meanwhile, in Arcadia Bay... Chloe's house. (LIS S1)

Max: Hey, I got a message from Tyler, saying that he and his sister is going to meet us next summer!

Chloe: The more people we know, the better - right?

Max: Yeah, but I have no idea which is better. Us going to Alaska, or them going to here?

Chloe: Either will do, as long as you got the green bags.

Max: Yeah... Do we, though?

Chloe: Chill - we have Frank-

Max: No, Chloe. We will not owe someone money, ever again.

Chloe: lol. Fine, I'll find myself a part time job, then.

At The Ambers residence... (Before The Storm)

Rose: Found anything useful on the web, Rach?

Rachel: Nada, mom. Oh wait, there's a new post on Twitter. It's from Max.

Rose: And what did she say on her post?

Rachel: "In the next summer Chloe and I will expecting a visit from my friend Tyler, and his sister Alyson. We are so excited!"

Rose: Alyson, huh. Rachel - analysis.

Rachel: *checking profile timeline* Alyson Ronan. Based in Juneau, Alaska. Why? Anything to do with her?

Rose: New jackpot. Hehehehehehe.

Rachel: Are you kidding me... First, we try Max, and now Alyson?

Rose: The more, the merrier - right? *hehehehehe*

Rachel: *straight up facepalm, talking to herself* I thought I was worse than my mom.

Rachel: I am more interested on getting to know her brother, Tyler. You go on with your plans, mom.

Rose: You sure you don't want to tag along with this one?

Rachel: Nah mom, I need a break. *she just wants to chill*

Rose: Okay then. noob

Rachel: *talking to herself* How dare she call me "noob"? Ugh.

See them soon in summer, I guess?

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Victoria: *still cannot move on from previous noise that she heard, presumably screams and screeches from Max's room 219. Oops.*

Courtney: Victoria, are you okay? You've been quiet, pale, and restless for almost three weeks now. We are worried about you.

Victoria: *checks watch* It's... it's been three weeks already? I still can hear that odd noises in my head...

Courtney: *hugs Victoria* It's ok, Victoria, we are all here for you.

Taylor shows up, and also proceeds to hug Victoria after that. Pray for Victoria - wishing her a speedy recovery!

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This is how it should be.

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Chloe: I live for two reasons.

Max: And those would be?

Chloe: I was born and I haven’t died yet.

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Chloe: Rules are made to be broken.

Victoria: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Max: Glow sticks.

Warren: Karate boards.

Kate: Spaghetti when you have a small pot?

Chloe: Rules.

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Rose Is Strange Sims Concept - Featuring Judith Ward.

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Rose Is Strange, part 6c.

Exactly at the front of Room 219, also known as Max's Room...

Rachel: Wait, wait wait wait, before we even barge into her room, what should we say to her?

Rose: "Hey, I'm gonna make you feel heated like melting ice cream tonight?"

Rachel: Jeez, Rose, no! Find some more charismatic words to say.

Rose: Like...?

Rachel: Uh, what about, "Hi, I have a strange feeling about you. Should we have a tea this evening?"

Rose: Creepy as fuck, Rach. Even that, she might already into that blue haired punk girl so much she would not want another...

Rachel: Dude, we're on an alternate universe, can't you remember? Everything is up to writer's choice?

Rose: Fuck, I forgot. You know what - forget about meaningless first words, we might as well barge in and slowly hook her up. Rach, pick your position.

Rachel: Um... okay...

At this moment and time Rose and Rachel enters Max's room, which is uncoincidentally not locked and started to do... well... their thing.

Max: What are you guys...-

(expecting odd noises in this part of the conversation, oops.)

Also, this is also the moment and time Chloe also stepped in... by sneaking in and added some "spice" to it, lol.

Chloe: *sneaking into Max's room* Hehehehehe, I'm coming for y'all, bitches!

The rest: Holy shit-

Big PP confirmed.

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Victoria: What the fuck is that noise?

Taylor: Obviously some bitches watching porn without their headphones on. Nothing to worry about, Vic.

Victoria: But seriously though, it sounded so fucking real that I- I couldn't imagine it - fuck, what am I thinking?

Taylor: Get it out of your system, Victoria. Come on, let's hang outside. Courtney's waiting for us.