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Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”

dreams to reality

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Wolves at the Wolf Howl Animal Preserve opening their Christmas presents

Picture by Maria Ferguson

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LimeWire wrapped (x)

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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

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[ID: Photo of a black cat in a fuzzy sheep costume sitting on a floral backdrop. The cat looks somewhat grouchy.]

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im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

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Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity