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MUTUAL JUST CALLED WALKER A SNOWBUNNY I'M DYINNGGNNGBHHN

LOL 😆

I mean, I can see it. 😏

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JOHN WALKER and AVA STARR THUNDERBOLTS* (2025) | dir. Jake Schreier

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supersoldiers do get tired 😴 insp.

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I made this video because it’s about time to dispel the seemingly still existing notion held by some that John Walker is some incompetent silly idiot who can’t do anything right and only exists to be a joke.

So here is a 6 and a half mins compilation of John being right, competent, helpful, protective, and kind in both Thunderbolts and TFATWS.

He deserves credit for his contributions 😎

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Jesus Christ stop saying Bob! - US agent John Walker

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idk who needs to be told this but "you should eat vegetables regularly" is not diet industry propaganda. the reason you should eat vegetables isn't because they're low calorie or low fat or whatever, it's because they contain vitamins, minerals, dietary fiber, and a whole bunch of other shit that your body needs to live that isn't found in most other foods. you are an omnivore you need a varied diet!!!

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𝐖𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐓 𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐒 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑 / 𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓

Thunderbolts* (2025)

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i often see this sentiment floating around that John is so fragile ego and pathetic for always reacting to someone making fun of him for the Cap stuff, like Val's junior varsity cap comments, and i just have to wonder, did yall not grasp the fact that he lost everything in his life because of that whole Cap title stuff????

his best friend was killed in front of his eyes, his career that he bled and sacrificed for was stripped away from him, the government tossed him out with no access to healthcare, and his depression and trauma cost him his wife and kid - whether some of those things are his fault or not, it is still deeply traumatic, so why the fuck would you expect him to not react or get angry or "get triggered" every time someone decides to throw all that loss in his face like it's a funny joke?

he's a human being, not a machine. whether you think it's justified or not, there are very valid reasons that he is short-tempered when people make a Cap related joke at his expense.

are you gonna tell me that when people make fun of or is dismissive about your worst trauma, you'd just be fine with it? no, i doubt that, because you're a human being too.

and maybe, just maybe, people can also recognize that perhaps the reason he can't move on from all of that and stop being "triggered" and so "fragile ego" is because the world won't let him move on?? how the fuck is anyone supposed to process and heal from trauma if others are just gonna bring it up and throw it in their faces all the time??

maybe john's "ego" wouldn't have such a problem with all the cap jokes if people just took a moment to seriously recognize all the traumatic shit that's attached to it and not stick their fingers into an open wound and then act like he's "too sensitive" to get over it

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JOHN WALKER, AVA STARR, and YELENA BELOVA Thunderbolts* (2025)

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"I'm so alone! I don't have anyone anymore!" Thunderbolts* (2025)

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Thunderbolts* (2025)

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having problems rn, so im laying on the floor in the dark, with a blanket covering me, reading your 221 page dissertation on tfatws-era john walker so i can get him better. loving it so far, honestly, you are so goated for persisting throughout the hate on him don't really know how you dealt with it until more fans came along with thunderbolts*

Hi anon!

Thank you for your message and reading my John essay. I’m sending you all the hugs 🫂

I can be very stubborn, a trait I share with John, so I don’t give up easy. 😅 And I was powered by also just wanting to spite the annoying haters with my joy. I often find the best way to deal with haters is by simply loving what you love more. They lose when they have no power over your joy.

I will probably do a sequel essay covering Thunderbolts once the movie goes on streaming, so something else for you to look forward to!

It’s also been great to see more fans finding new love for him. Hopefully John Nation continues to rise! 👍🏼👍🏼

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CRIMINAL MINDS 16.10, Dead End

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im in disbelief at the fact that a lot of folks are simply over palestine. like protests are dwindling down. people are not very interested in news related to gaza. some are simply over it.

israel hasn't let aid in gaza in 70 days. gaza has been starving for 70 days. the condition of people there is horrendous.

i find it distressing to think about children in gaza. how does one continue to have a childhood in a genocide? they don't have school. they don't have safety. they don't have food.

despite all this, the kids will be alright. they'll be alright once the genocide stops and they get back to 'normal'. till then, can we please try to support them however we can?

this fundraiser (verified) helps feed a family which includes two young children. please consider helping their mother take care of them.

donate here

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“We need complicated female characters!”

We have them, you guys just erase all of their flaws and complexity to make them #girlboss

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NILE & ANDY IN THE OLD GUARD 2 OFFICIAL TRAILER