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Just because two people aren’t romantically involved doesn’t mean they can’t be super important to one another.

Just because two people are super important to one another doesn’t mean they have to be romantically involved.

It is okay to love people deeply without wanting to be with them romantically and people should not make your friendship uncomfortable by consistently nagging you to date.

Let’s appreciate and support friendships and stop demanding people to have feelings they don’t have.

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Men's hockey according to my dash

I’ve never watched a hockey game literally ever in my life but here is everything I’ve learned from y'all…

-Sidney Crosby is really good at hockey, and also he has a big butt -the Penguins’ and the Bruins’ colors look identical to me?? isn’t this confusing -y'all really like naming teams after super not badass birds. someone is the Ducks? ducks are not fearsome. neither are penguins and wtf is a redwing -Jamie Benn and Tyler Seguin are in love -there are multiple Tylers and multiple Jordies. I find it surprising that Jordie is apparently a common name since I have never met someone named this -there are like 15 Staal brothers and they all look the same (do they play on the same team?? this also seems confusing) -I don’t know who Giroux is but I don’t think I’m supposed to like him -Ovechkin scares me -none of them have teeth -superstitions may be worse in hockey than in baseball and that’s impressive -Canadians are not their usual nice when hockey is involved -really none of them have teeth, how do they eat -sometimes there is a power play. you can score a goal on it. I don’t know what it is -concussions concussions concussions -Geno says I am score. What does this sentence mean? is it English -there’s a lot of crying

@livelaughloveship how did I do

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Rich Peverley came for a visit with his family.

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how sid talks to kids vs how beau talks to kids

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If you don’t like a certain team or player…DONT FOLLOW SOMEONE WHO POSTS ABOUT THEM AND THEN HARASS THEM FOR POSTING IT.

People are so fucking stupid. Don’t like Tyler Seguin or the stars? Don’t follow stars fans. Don’t like the Blackhawks? Don’t follow Hawks fans. Don’t like Sidney Crosby? DONT FOLLOW PENS FANS.

You choose what you can and cannot see on your blog. If you don’t want to see a certain team or player don’t follow people that post them. IT IS THAT SIMPLE.

Why waste your energy going to someone’s ask box and shit posting them for posting those teams and players when you know damn well that’s what they post.

If you don’t want to see certain content. DONT FOLLOW PEOPLE WHO POST THAT CONTENT.

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Friendship

me: *has terrible thought*

friend: *says terrible thought out loud*

me: OH THANK GOD

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short legs 

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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

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What they don't mention about #growingupwithstrictparents:

- The resentment that begins to build up and damage your relationship with your parents because your missing out on being a kid.

- The self destructive tendencies that develop when you get your freedom.

- Extreme Behaviour that can be dangerous because you feel as if you have to catch up on all the life you have been missing.

- A constant sadness that your never going to live life enough. 

- Developing anxiety over doing things as simple as riding the bus.

- Massive issues with authority. 

- Fear of commitment because you feel as though it is going to tie you down and take away from your freedom again. 

etc…

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January 17, 2016: When “one of the ugliest three-way pass plays” results in a goal #JustBlackhawksThings

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Shea: “One thing I think we learned is Roman looks alot better on paper, picture, instagram, ect.“  

Roman: “With filter”

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Russian hockey players are important.

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Kane and Toews: Part I

Sometimes, they just look at each other. Yes, look.

See: Jonathan Toews being really obvious

See also: Patrick Kane, just as besotten

(Part II: they’re so, so stupid for each other)

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Kane and Toews: Part II

(Part I)

Sometimes, they’re both just stupid about each other.

The exuberant cellys: 

The butt tapping:

The hugging:

  The “get on your knees while I erotically pour liquid into your mouth” moments:

The almost-lapdance:

The possessiveness:

It’s pretty obvious that they’re happiest when they’re together.

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lmaoooo hun just bc there's a few hockey blogs doesn't mean theres a sports side of tumblr, have you seen other fandoms?? they have thousands of blogs, you guys have like 3.

is this a joke bc im laughing, there’s loads of sports blogs on here ‘hun’