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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.
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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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