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born to enjoy cooking cursed to hear freddie wong's voice in my mind saying 'you gotta salt the pasta water' on repeat every time i put a pot filled with water on the stove

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Hey DnDads fandom

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i had a vision

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Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

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If there was ever to be a Septimus Heap movie I think Helena Bonham Carter would be the most amazing Marcia Ever. Like just imagine it for a minute!

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I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.

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I need you

day 19 of gay people

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Survive && Thrive / @jedijune

✨🌙  ART LOG ->  @404ama

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I redrew it ^_^

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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

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my jaw hit the floor

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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

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Star Wars really said "Anakin Skywalker had issues rooted in childhood trauma that was not his fault" but also "Anakin made his own choices as an adult for which he alone is responsible" but ALSO "In spite of the truly evil things he chose to do Anakin was still capable of being loved and redeemed" and I think that's important.

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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Anakin and Obi-wan as Sith sketches

Gift for @fanfictasia as part of the Vaderkin Creative Exchange, organised by @vaderkin-is-a-lightning-rod!