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You know, like, instructional videos.

Which tapes?

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We can, how else do you expect us to pay for anything? And I don’t think I need your help.

Oh! Oh, I see. That makes some sense. I didn’t realise you lot could get jobs.

Do you want me to take you? Seeing as it’s now got to a point where it’s my fault if you’re really late.

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That’s all they taught me. Fat lot of good that did them, I’m a nervous wreck.

You know only - fighting?

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I hate it.

That’s the spirit. 

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Everyone already thinks we’re freaks. Might as well live up to it.

I can’t wait to see you ask that question. 

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Then I’ll change brains with anyone else. The next person we see.

No one is, that’s the point. 

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I’m not normal.

The fact that we exist makes me think normal doesn’t exist. And how do you define normal, anyway? Who gets to decide? For me, we’re normal. They’re not. But they think otherwise. Who’s to say who’s wrong or right? Do any of us even have that right?

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Why?

I’d argue the opposite. 

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If we exist then that has to.

Is that a thing that exists?

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I dunno, if you can’t then that’s probably why I don’t know.

– Pardon?

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Can you fight with ballet?

You’ve never heard of ballet? It’s ballet.

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Normal people, hopefully.

What people?

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I wish we could switch brains with people.

Maybe on some level, but it’s not the same as us. I don’t think they know that, though.

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Never heard of it.

Yes. The dance form?

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I think that’s everyone’s instinct, isn’t it? I read a book, and I guess that’s the most primal instinct.

Putting your brain down. After being raised at GIFT, my primary instinct can’t help but be not dying. Hazards of the job.

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That’s because--I’m, you know, um, from GIFT.

I can’t apparate.

There seem to be a few common words and sayings you’re a little vague on, though. Yet, no foreign accent.

Oh, well in that case just apparate. You don’t have to worry about muggles seeing you, and you’ll be there in a second.

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I know all the words to the tapes I used to watch. They weren’t as nice as this, though.