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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already
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northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"
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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.
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sometimes you just need to summon this flowchart as an overlay of your vision
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still one of the funniest moments in australian politics
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As a t4t lesbian couple we are very happy to see another person in the NATO phonetic alphabet club
With love,
Sierra and Echo
omg omg omg
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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now
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The fiercest warrior needs the most good natured steed
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ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?
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No I like the conveyor belts idea, we should just have the travellator things from Caves of Steel
every other damn day i get in my stupid stick-shift brokenass subaru and i sit in traffic and i think - we should have some kind of, like conveyer belt to transport people. like, a big car that just takes people to the same places. wait that's a bus. oh no, though, this would be different, it's a bigcar that could have its own area and route so it's not blocking local traffic. oh my god i have done it again i've invented a train now too
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