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headcannon that both mike and scott are smokers to varying degrees with mike smuggling his american canadian spirit blues onto wawanakwa like anne maria smuggled that hairspray

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they’re something worse

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Don’t feel like doing my Religion 203 homework, SCIKE HEADCANONS ‼️

•Mike calls Scott “Scottie” and Scott calls Mike “Michael”. It pisses both of them off

•Everything becomes a competition with them. Scott challenges Mike first and Mike pretends that he’s above it but then spends the rest of the day obsessively trying to beat Scott at whatever-the-fuck while refusing to admit that that’s what he’s doing

•They love to trash talk each other, Scott always comes up to Mike before a challenge to tell him how he’s going to kick his ass and Mike always points out that Scott’s team loses every challenge and they go back-and-forth until someone forces them to stop

•They’re both really touchy-feely without realizing it. Scott grabs Mike’s arm/shoulder and leans on him and nudges him, and Mike loves to get as close as possible when he talks to Scott and lightly kick him and he’ll even run a finger along his jaw or boop his nose if he’s feeling particularly sprung

•They both have terrible insomnia and see each other on night walks often

•Mike has frequent headaches and as much of an asshole as Scott is, he knows how to recognize them and will lower his voice or leave him alone if he notices Mike having one. Sometimes he’ll even quietly pass him coffee or a cigarette

•Scott’s stolen shirts from Mike before— never to wear, just to have

•Mike wears eyeliner sometimes and Scott hardcore makes fun of him for it but actually really likes how it looks

•They both get annoyed incredibly easily, Mike’s just usually better at repressing it

��I have a lot of ideas how they realize their feelings for one another— or never realize them, and simply feel them without doing much about them— but one that I particularly like is the idea of them realizing at the exact same time and knowing that the other knows but not really having the guts to do anything about it because they hate each other and also it’s like 2008

•They both like classic rock, metal, punk, and alternative hip hop. Sometimes they listen to music together and Mike gets really uppity about it and Scott thinks it’s funny

•They watch horror movies together and Scott insists that he’s not scared but he always is. Mike’s surprisingly immune to horror films and likes seeing Scott get psyched out over them

•They’ve had to share beds a few times (in my head, where ROTI is like 26 episodes and they get stuck together a lot), and they always start out with their backs to each other as far apart as possible, but wake up holding each other and pretending to be asleep so they don’t have to stop

•Sometimes after the team swap with Jo and Scott, the Maggots will succeed, and the two of them will momentarily forget they hate each other and want each other to lose, and they’ll high five or hug or something, and then realize what they’re doing and break apart

•They’re both able to pick each other up, and will do so to tick each other off

•Scott runs hot and Mike runs cold, which makes them perfect to hold one another, but they usually refuse to do so because Doomed Yaoi

•I feel like almost everyone is vaguely aware that they have something like…Weird and vaguely romantic between them, but no one can figure out what to call it or if they should say something

•They’re both really observant people and will offhandedly make extremely specific comments about one another that no one else really understands. Like Mike will mention how Scott snorts when he laughs, Scott will talk about how Mike cracks his knuckles when he’s nervous, Mike will tell everyone how Scott has freckles on the backs of his hands and the small of his back, Scott will remark that Mike whistles when he breathes, Mike will bring up Scott’s farmer’s tan, Scott will dog on Mike for having such frilly cursive handwriting, etc.

•Mike can speak some Italian, and sometimes when he’s having a hard time processing his feelings for Scott he’ll write or talk out loud to himself about him in Italian. Cameron’s caught some of what he’s said just by virtue of knowing enough Latin roots

•Mike makes and wears a lot of different necklaces, and Scott always notices which one he’s wearing. Mike makes Fang’s tooth into a necklace for Scott, not because he likes him but just to keep himself busy

•Speaking of, both of them have ADHD and need to constantly be moving or doing something in order to focus. Sometimes mouthing off to each other or wrestling helps them sort of ground themselves, and it’s kind of understood at times that it’s not an aggressive act but rather a mutual sort of comfort ritual

•I like to think at some point, maybe before Scott blackmailing Mike or at some point during All Stars when they’re left alone for a while, they have some sort of genuine tender moment. Like just one moment where they’re alone and kiss and cuddle with each other without any real intensity or smugness behind it, and they’re both terrified and feel horribly ashamed of it but also never say anything about it because they don’y want it to end, and if they don’t talk about it then it doesn’t even count, does it? And after it happens they go back to normal but also they don’t, they pine for each other so badly that it hurts, no one understands how to show them proper affection besides each other. Or whatever yk

•Mike and Scott both have a pretty dark sense of humor and make each other laugh more than either will admit

•Sometimes they compliment each other to “throw the other one off”, but it’s really just because they both admire each other in certain ways, and also because neither knows how to really accept praise. Like they will both get really flustered and try to hide it, and then ruminate on it for the whole night afterwards

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the malevolent one

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I’m sorry but NOTHING could ever make me get over the concept of mal. Like he’s just Mike but evil.

Also @crazyypie said this and I can’t stop thinking about it

Like there’s nothing else to it. This is the funniest thing ever I hate you Mal Total Drama

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whenever someone states that mike devoid of his alters has no personality i feel the overwhelming desire to transfer my consciousness so they can experience him the way i do

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school doodles . mostly au and zoey/mike/mal lol

^these 2 drawings r unrelated but they look like they fit together so . shrug

these were me trying to figure out a design for anne maria because i like big side bangs

i hate mikes stupid spiky hair put the mousse down boy !

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be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

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You need to admit to all the lies you’ve been spreading

ive spread no false narratives. my scike is genuine and pure as a newborn babe

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that last post was a farce im being framed . scike now. scike forever

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Guys I genuinely am a fake sciker… I actually think everyone who likes total drama is a loser

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m.i.a

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back on my bs (wip)

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Hi does Scott exist in this (also your art is very awesome sauce it makes me go ::3333 when I see it)

yes... yes he does

(also thank you!!!)

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I hate total drama AND disventure camp

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listened to tongues and teeth by the crane wives . . . thought about scike . . .