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i love yaoi and as a professional yaoi lover i can say that buggy the clown knows what yaoi is and it makes him uncomfortable because every time he sees the really buff tall top he gets shanks flashbacks and spends the whole time thinking about what shanks would say and how the whole thing is unrealistic because shanks wouldn’t do that to him. and then he realizes that he’s thinking about shanks and decides to never read yaoi again.

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yeah baby trust me i’m actually really cool i just hate everyone and if you look at me ill spray you with plant fertilizer TO FERTILIZE OUR FRIENDSHIP NONE UNDERSTANDS ME

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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lin ling core low key??

what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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poly cross guild is so funny to me because it’s basically 2 bad bitches and the motivational speaker they’re domestically abusing 😭

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oooo im STEALING THIS FR op ur actually so smart

Yandere fiction really doesn't touch on how fuckin sleepy the kidnapped person would be after being knocked out btw. Like. Whether we're pretending a hit to the head that knocks someone out isn't a big deal or said person gets drugged somehow like that bitch will be GROGGY.

Like imagine waking up after taking NyQuil, let alone some sort of sedative that an obsessed stalker would give you! I wouldn't even be able to follow their weird monologue about how this is my home now or whatever!

Not to mention my dry mouth goes crazy. Like please. I will agree to all your terms if I could pls have some water and some ibuprofen. In fact, depending on how hungover I feel this person better have an ice cold Powerade for me like ohhhh so in love with me but you're gonna make me listen to a lecture about the curve of my face or something as soon as I crack my eyes open??? Bestie I still have eye boogers you can't expect me to listen to this I'm going back to sleep.

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One piece oc I love to play on my mind palace with is child of an infamous pirate who has NO CLUE about their parent, like they just lived in an orphanage until they got some random job. But then said pirate finds out they exist and welp. This is a yandere blog. Time to bond!!!! They have no choice!!!!

I like to mess around with different characters, I do think doflamingo is a super fun one with his whole family thing. Finds out he has a like 15 year old daughter randomly in the north blue. Meanwhile said daughter is just like. Working for the local baker or something, just living her silly life, and oh my God why is a warlord here oh God well whatever surely he won't bother with me- OH GOD OH FUCK HES LOOKING RIGHT AT ME

And then it's family time! Yay! Yippee!! You can learn to bake in dressrosa let's gooooo

None of the donquixote pirates would have any idea how to respond to like. Just the only normal person they've ever met.

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Masterlist

Hi all....! Making a little master list that I will keep updating bit by bit, whenever I find the time. Hopefully, this will make it easier to find my fics. =)

Ace x Reader

Jungle Adventures, Part 1: Holding On (Ace x WBP!reader)

Jungle Adventures, Part 2: Jungle Expedition (Ace x WBP!reader)

Jungle Adventures, Part 3: Eruptions (Ace x WBP!reader)

A little Rendesvouz (Ace x nurse!reader)

Marco x Reader

Pineapple Eats You

The Stowaway Series / Kitty!Reader

The Stowaway, Part 1

The Stowaway, Part 2: The Rescue

The Stowaway, Part 3: A Bubbly Disaster

The Stowaway, Part 4: Karma

Ace x Saki

The Art of Falling (Modern AU fanfiction)

High Noon (Spade Pirates joining Whitebeard's crew fanfiction)

Rising Sun (The formation of the Spade Pirates)

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imagine your little sister says she has something to show you and like the supportive big sister you are you say 'wow, whatever could you have made to show me on this fine day!' and its her paw patrol domestic violence au

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One Piece Fic Recs

This is a list of incredible One Piece fanfics I have read either on Tumblr or Ao3 the majority of which are character x reader/oc.

📝 Ongoing/Unfinished

Long Works (>25,000 words)

It Comes in Waves by analogwriting Trafalgar Law x f!reader (71k)

The Bird & The Mermaid (Trafalgar Law x F!Reader) by BlackOrchid1004 (40k)

Small Changes by SweetScentences Platonic Law and Corazon fix it (37k)

The Daughter's Return by @cozage Portgas D. Ace x f!reader (126k)

Birds of a Feather by flyingfishgirl Marco the Phoenix x f!reader (74k)

Inked on Skin by Archaeological / @tackyink Trafalgar Law x OFC (385k)

📝 Home of the Sun by Nahella Portgas D. Ace x f!reader (167k)

📝 Free (Trafalgar Law/Reader) by ElenaMoon (153k)

📝 Throne by teroinreadsteroinwrites Shanks x OFC (41k)

📝 This is Us by Anonymous Portgas D. Ace x f!reader (90k)

📝 Card-Sharp by VintagexTypewriter Shanks x OFC (90k)

📝 Home Is Where the Hearts Are by brouhahas Trafalgar Law x f!reader (37k)

📝 Rare Whales, Shining Seas, and the One That Dreams of Them by NunTheWiser Platonic Whitebeard Pirates, Platonic Heart Pirates x OFC (339k)

📝 Bound by Silver by ToastedMilkBar Corazon x f!reader (46k)

📝 Immune To Your Charms by @grandline-fics Donquixote Doflamingo x f!reader (26k)

📝 Chaos in Their Bones by @eureka-its-zico OPLA Zoro x f!reader (148k)

📝 Determination! by @thesharktanksdriver Platonic multiple characters/crews x child!reader (69k)

Puzzled by @mynewblackdress OPLA Sanji x f!reader (35k)

Medium Works (10,000-24,999 words)

Epiphytism by Jarchetype Dracule Mihawk x f!reader (23k)

Little Blue Bird by MidNightWriter42 Marco the Phoenix x f!reader (12k)

📝 Affiliation by maybeitsdee Portgas D. Ace x f!reader (23k)

📝 The Beast and the Mouse by @simpleeindulge Eustass Kid x f!reader (12k)

📝 Little Game by @gingernut1314 Dracule Mihawk x f!reader (16k)

the blade daughter by @halfvalid OPLA Zoro x f!reader, Dracule Mihawk x daughter!reader (24k)

You Should Be Sad by @fanaticsnail Dracule Mihawk x f!reader (14k)

put my name at the top of your list by @ladadiida Sanji x f!reader (12k)

Through Shadow by @gingernut1314 OPLA Sanji x f!reader (10k)

Your Highness by @nanawritesit OPLA Sanji x f!reader (13k)

Come Sail Away by @sassenach-on-the-rocks OPLA Sanji x f!reader, OPLA Zoro x sister!reader (15k)

📝 Stowaway by @spitfire-of-the-sea Platonic Whitebeard Pirates x f!reader (10k)

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BIG OL sighhh

I have found a new trope preference that is so underrated but I have like no time to dedicate to it so here's a lil musing post!

For whatever reason the reader becomes separate from their friend group- their friends grow up. But the reader doesn't due to some time shenanigans.

When they finally show up (everyone thought you were dead) your old friends decide to take it upon themselves to parent you....

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Lin Ling as a PR manager

i don’t think anyone’s pointed this out before, but was Lin Ling basically Moons unofficial PR manager??? Like during true love recipe he said he made ALL of her advertisements..,, like ALL of them? He’s saying he basically crafted her public image PR wise and was proposing new looks for her to his boss when he got fired. Idk I thought him being moons ver of miss J was kinda funny

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Nicest: Nice lives twt au!! (canon divergence)

CW: Canon typical dark subject matter, suicide mention

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He's back!

oh no

Lin Ling feels bad about it :(

Go for it, Lin Ling!

turns out Nice is pretty eccentric lol

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Omegaverse roommates au

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Pining

(Ms. J's assistant au)