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Thought about this and it wouldn’t leave my head until I created it

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Fiddlestan doom

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im normal about these two harhar

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mullet stanley my best friend mullet stanley

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There's no one's wisdom that's less valuable than this

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anxiety cycles🌀

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cant stop thinking abt this bit from a psa about activated charcoal flushing your medications from your system

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He's tweakin a little bit and looks good doing it.

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source

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i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

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Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

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to me fiddleford mcgucket is like a house dog who just aggressively bites one day with absolutely zero warning

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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

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on Zillow like. that is not a house. words have meaning. you cannot call that a house.