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Asking Europeans to put their money where their mouth is, as Rudy learns, is a mistake.
He's overstimulated. He's sweating, he's cold, he's horny, he's confused and more importantly, he's unable to fucking move.
His bands are bound with rope tied intricatly around his wrists, Alejandro's handiwork. And there's a large, burly man parked on each of his tighs as he sits with his legs spread just enough to make his cock an easy target to grope should the mood strike them.
Alejandro sits on a chair opposite the bed, there's an empty glass on the arm of the chair and he's making work on a cigarette, ignoring the buldge in his jeans.
John's tounge swirls around his right nipple before latching on to suck, teeth grazing the oh so sensitive flesh as Nikolai drags an ice cube over his left until it's achingly hard.
If he could thrash, he would but the bindings are tight and so he settles on writhing and trying not to buck up into Nikolai's hand when it grazes his cock.
For a brief second, he thinks he has outlasted them. He believes that the cowboy has sauntered away from battle, unscathed.
And then he feels an ice cube trail over his hot, damp nipple as a tounge circles the other cold, red bud.
This is Hell. He is in Hell.
He isn't aware that he's whining or moaning like a harlot, from John's description until he hears a gravelly chuckle and sees Nik turn to look at Alejandro.
"This is all it takes to make him squirm? My friend, how much time do you have?"
He wonders what he could have possible done to earn Alejandro's ire as the other man responds, "All night."
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Majestic garden Fox enjoys Zoomies in the Snow
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simon riley’s guide to things that turn him on
• if you’re wearing your glasses—the ones you say don’t look good on you but he adores—you’re getting fucked
• if you got a tan, your new skin tone? god, you’re getting fucked
• if you’re exhausted and all sweaty, you’re getting fucked
• those times he hides your underwear after a night together, and when you wake up the only option is to wear his boxers—you’re getting fucked
• you and johnny together, i don’t think i need to explain
• when you’re working out, you’re getting fucked
• when you kiss his mask
• watching you do your precious skincare routine, only for him to make a mess of you right after
• the way you body changed during pregnancy
• the size difference between you, among other things
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Saw it was make a terrible comic day today (June 24 2025) so meet my cats
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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
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“Flynn the dog taking a dip at the beach!”
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❤️🧡💛Patreon Pride Requests💚💙💜
141 + NikPrice
GhostGaz (ftr RavenJelly)
Laswell and her wife :3
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dos anyone want to play cars with me .
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"I still can't get my kids back; with all the money and fame I still don't get to see my children" might be the funniest lyrics of all time lmao
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