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caretta-caretta
the turtles always win
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caretta-caretta · 2 months ago
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TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%
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caretta-caretta · 3 months ago
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sunrise on the reaping is just this onion headline over and over again:
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caretta-caretta · 3 months ago
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i love you like all-fire
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caretta-caretta · 5 months ago
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caretta-caretta · 6 months ago
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one side of this post is the costume design from a big-budget theatrical film meant to live up to the hype of the first animated film ever made for wide-release and another side of this post is the costume design from an abc soap opera where dwarves hatch from eggs and i think you guys will kill me if i tell you which is which
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caretta-caretta · 7 months ago
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One of my genuine favorite parts about agatha all along is the realization that Agatha's very real and legitimate powers come from simply annoying the shit out of people until they try to murder her
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caretta-caretta · 7 months ago
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Detective Agnes and her .. uh.. dog?
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caretta-caretta · 7 months ago
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caretta-caretta · 7 months ago
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I love once upon a time. imagine being a human man. with a doctorate. and a successful therapeutic practice. with no fucking idea you’re actually a fucking cricket
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caretta-caretta · 7 months ago
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one side of this post is the costume design from a big-budget theatrical film meant to live up to the hype of the first animated film ever made for wide-release and another side of this post is the costume design from an abc soap opera where dwarves hatch from eggs and i think you guys will kill me if i tell you which is which
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caretta-caretta · 1 year ago
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Prepare yourself.
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caretta-caretta · 1 year ago
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when David Tennant accidentally triggers the ire of the entire Tory government because of a throwaway line in an awards speech
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caretta-caretta · 1 year ago
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If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?
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caretta-caretta · 1 year ago
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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed
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caretta-caretta · 1 year ago
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shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things
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caretta-caretta · 1 year ago
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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caretta-caretta · 1 year ago
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Blasts you with Steven Moffat beam
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