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I love this fucking website. I'm never leaving Tumblr. You're all so fucking funny. I'm serious. I'd rather die than not see this kind of shit on my dash.

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“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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You gotta feel for the guy that made his egg college style (in the microwave) and posted it on fb but didn’t realize you could see the reflection of his sausage and beans. If that happened to me I would simply pass away. I could take a picture of the sky and triple check it just to make sure my tits aren’t somehow in the shot before I post it online. It is a real fear. The guys follow up remains one of my all time favorites though.

Like I am so sorry that happened to him but he truly could not have addressed it in a funnier way

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Partner and I can't stop saying the word "micropenis" like a Greek philosopher's name. "Mi-KRO-pin-is"

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“These are the eyes of a Strawberry Conch (Conomurex luhuanus). They inhabit the shallow tropical waters of the Great Barrier Reef and feed on algae and detritus.” © Lawrence Scheele

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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Amanda Ba (Chinese-American, 1999) - Guarding Narcissus (2022)

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I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

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Love Kennis & Kennis reconstructions of ancient humans. Love the life they give them.

australopithecus afarensis "Lucy", australopithecus sediba, homo erectus pithecantropus, homo ergaster "Turkana boy", homo floresiensis, homo neanderthalensis x2, early homo sapiens from Jebel Irhoud, "Ötzi the Iceman" and neolithic woman Lisar.

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BILLLIE with Megan thee Stallion on 'Kpopped'