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carpechris
Do you want me to put the hammer down
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Chris Hemsworth, 40, Dad/brother/son/Thor, (rp only)
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carpechris · 2 months ago
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Oh yeah? I dunno, both of them have a way of unsettling me, serial killers vs monsters. I think it genuinely depends on the type because if it MIGHT be real, it makes it even scarier haha. And you should definitely do it (and let me know if you need prank tips)! At least try it, you've got a real classic sort of look I think it'd be great in a movie like that. I'd watch it!
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No, I know you were kidding. I was just going along with it. It just depends on the movie for me. I'd rather watch the serial killer ones over the monsters. My friend is trying to get me into a horror movie, so I'll keep that in mind. Maybe I'll go pull pranks on her during it.
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carpechris · 2 months ago
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no no, was all kidding no hate lol, people are definitely allowed to enjoy whatever genre of movie they prefer. I like a little bit of everything myself. And The adrenaline is absolutely very different on a set. Everyone's a little more on edge, makes pranks absolutely epic. Highly recommend it!
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Look I've never been a big horror junkie. And it popped up on my prime after I watched a different movie. Are they? I mean don't get me wrong, playing a superhero must be fun. But having some serial killer and monsters chase you? Different kind of adrenaline there. Do you just play pranks on everyone?
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carpechris · 2 months ago
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Only recently have you stumbled upon the classic that is Cabin in the Woods? Wild behavior, Ms. Carpenter. I expected better from you, i'll be honest haha. And I could actually be swayed! As nice as the superhero movies are, the horror ones are more fun to film I think, especially when you're a jokester like me and can mess double with everyone on set
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Alright Mr. Hemsworth. I recently watched Cabin in the Woods, I watched it years ago and had no idea that you were in that. How can I convince you to do yet another horror movie? Leave the superhero movies!
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carpechris · 2 months ago
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[text-Taylor] This doctor and this treatment center has been the first person and place she's truly connected with. I offered her the Austin house so she'd have a place to live while doing treatment. How do I take it away without looking like everyone else who abandons her? That's where I'm struggling right now.
[Text] That makes sense. Well maybe let her continue to use the house but under an understanding? Focused treatment plan. Good choices etc etc?
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carpechris · 2 months ago
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[text-Taylor] This whole thing with Lucy is fucking up my mood. I don't know what to do with her anymore. I've been the only one here. Made a point to be the only one that's there for her no matter what. Am I enabling her bad behavior? Am I enabling her to keep hurting herself and others? Do I take the house away from her? What do I do?
[text] was going to comment on that but working on figuring out how.. this does seem a little crazy. But I don't want to sound insensitive. I think its up to her what happens next. You could limit the house for sure, at least for a bit given she damn near died in it. Does she need better doctors, a different kind of assistance?
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carpechris · 2 months ago
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@juneofdoom 2025 | Day 6: Hopelessness Chris Hemsworth's Filmography
"Well, if I'm wrong, then... what more could I lose?"
1. Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) 2. & 3. In the Heart of the Sea (2015) 4. & 5. Avengers: Infinity War (2018) 6. Avengers: Endgame (2019) 7. Extraction (2020) 8. Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) 9. Extraction 2 (2023) 10. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
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carpechris · 2 months ago
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carpechris · 2 months ago
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Chemsworth: 💜❤️💕💓💗 always
chemsworth: Extremely proud of my queen 💖 SO WELL DESERVED
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carpechris · 2 months ago
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chemsworth: Extremely proud of my queen 💖 SO WELL DESERVED
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carpechris · 3 months ago
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carpechris · 3 months ago
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Fiji 🏄‍♂️
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carpechris · 3 months ago
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[text-Taylor] On the subject your opinion is the only one that matters.
[text] Alex is going to be take the boys back soon, can we take an adventure? It's been a little while since the adventure buddies did something alone.
[text]And my opinion is that you are filled with an everlasting beauty that burns far brighter than the sun. So perhaps it’s true, and “hot” doesn’t fit you anymore… because what you are goes beyond surface-level heat. You’re stunning in a way that lingers, that carves itself into people. It’s not just hot—it’s unforgettable. And that bothers the peasants
[text] I feel a bit like a golden retriever right now, tail wagging and bounding up and down the halls with excitement at the mere idea. I love that! IS there anywhere in particular you're yearning to escape to?
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carpechris · 3 months ago
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[text-Taylor] I love you too.
[text] Did you see that Trump said I'm not hot anymore?
[text] ahaha yeah, i saw something about that. Very good thing his opinion truly counts for nothing. still, its frustrating i'm sure
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carpechris · 3 months ago
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[text-Taylor] Being Mrs. Chris Hemsworth is pretty great too
text: i suppose we're both just a couple of lucky heathens, yea?
text: i love you baby
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carpechris · 3 months ago
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[text-Taylor] Just remember that you landed Taylor Swift and your ego will be just fine 😘
[text] Oh I sleep PLENTY happy at night as Mr. Taylor Swift, trust me lol. I love you, gorgeous.
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carpechris · 3 months ago
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[text-Taylor] For what it's worth I love Sabrina the Teenage Witch and given that Sabrina is so close to me and you clearly know who she is I thought your response was funny.
[text] lol thank you, i thought it was funny too. Was pretty sure Sab would also agree lol , i did not anticipate it turning into a whole little explosion. lesson learned, stop making jokes on the internet with strangers otherwise you're creepy and dumb, how ever will my ego survive this blow 😂
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carpechris · 3 months ago
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[text-Taylor] Gosh babe, stop being so weird and immature lol
[text] That literally made me laugh out loud lol. I was just about to text you
[text] I can't help it, I'm so old that its a second nature 😂
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