My gender is whatever is funniest currentlyMy age is 69 at all times (18+)My profession is stirring a giant pot of soup once every 74 minutes
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getting in the car I’ve left parked in the sun all day
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people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.
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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime
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LIVE FROM HOTLAND!
Mettaton EX art doll
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he is 20 inches tall!
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LIVE FROM HOTLAND!
Mettaton EX art doll
more under cut
he is 20 inches tall!
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LIVE FROM HOTLAND!
Mettaton EX art doll
more under cut
he is 20 inches tall!
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checking in , y'all like bat characters right? specifically bat women who look a lil disheveled?
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Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.
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translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”
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completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
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completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
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