laura. she/they. queer. italian&polish. mother of pigeons. stan carps or DIE. yeet.
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if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history
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not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best
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if AI ever learns to greetext we might be in trouble
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the butts match
this is all I could think of with that frigging batman conspiracy post memes ruin lives bruce.
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does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”
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