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You ever think that the Dragon Age franchise feels bad that nothing they do will ever be funnier than Oghren telling you that the Joining chalice full of darkspawn blood made with mouth tingle, and if you tell him “no one asked you to chug the whole thing” he disapproves one point. Just a lil minus one. He’s not saying you’re wrong, but you didn’t have to fucking bring it up. You hand him a chalice, he’s gonna chug that chalice, it’s kind of your fault for not stopping him. The funniest and most realistic thing in Dragon Age is the idea of a character disapproving of you just one goddang approval point. The singular unit of approval. The equivalent of the third set of silver bracers that you gave them because you gotta clean out the inventory. Minus one approval is the concept of someone not closing the door behind them when they leave your room. If you’ve got a good relationship, this isn’t going to destroy it, and if you’ve got a bad relationship, it’s just one more fucking thing, but either way I would like a small shiny stone looted from a random canvas sack to make up for it

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imo i don't get why so many people take Anakin's word/interpretation of the Jedi order and way of life as gospel. we literally are privy to the "anakin skywalker fucks everything up show" where we literally see how and why he fucks things up and how HIS choices are key choices that lead to ruin and people are talking about how it's, like, windu's fault. get real

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just a cute little fact but august 1st is also designated as the universal birthday for shelter dogs whose actual birthdays are unknown

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I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

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Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie

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rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

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eevee is like a prey animal to me

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this tweet singlehandedly destroyed my speech patterns for a solid month in college

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well this fucking sucks

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im gonna make a hot take here: sonic is furry content. theyre furries. theyre anthropomorphic animals, the very definition of furry. now listen tho, u Do Not have to be a furry to enjoy sonic stuff, much like other furry media, but to deny that sonic is furry is silly to me bc thats literally a talking blue hedgehog. do u know how many talking blue wolf fursonas ive seen in my time

like idk i see ppl make so many excuses as to why sonic isnt furry but like. he is. LOL. theres stylistic differences between sonic furry and "standard" furry but hes still furry. u feel me. just bc hes a different flavor doesnt mean he aint furry. AND THATS OKAY !!!! its not a bad thing to like furry stuff even if ur not a furry urself. its just being a fan of something that HAPPENS to be furry. ppl are fans of warrior cats and arent furries. theres fans of TLK and other animal-centric media and arent furries. u can be a sonic fan and not a furry

but pls dont act like sonic isnt furry just bc u urself dont identify as one <:P bc furry isnt inherently bad or gross and u shouldnt be embarrassed just like furries shouldnt be embarrassed either ok. im holding ur hand. lets unlearn shame together

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rainbow dash applies for a job