carterhenslay

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

I’m…not sure I’m ready for that.

Obviously not right now. Just some knowledge to store away for later.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

What? Non-pierced people need not apply?

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I mean, it’s something you should experience at least once. I’m sure you could get the same result with other instruments though.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

Are piercings required in this scenario? Aren’t my ears enough?

By not on you, I meant that, ideally, the tongue ring would belong to someone else. They’re great for stimulation.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

Oh, are tongue rings the next step in this unrepressing journey?

A tongue ring should be in the equation somewhere. Doesn’t necessarily have to be on you.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

For what, a Christian girl group?

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I think that they would probably be too repressed to go with the name. They can rebrand on the reunion tour after they’ve melted their purity rings into tongue rings.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

I thought I was doing that.

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You are and you’re doing great. A few weeks ago, you wouldn’t have even said the phrase “repressed desires”. Which, by the way, would be a great band name.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

Have we not already established that I’ve got practice in repressing my desires?

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And now you’re getting practice unrepressing them. I think that’s a great place to start.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

I’ll be sure to. He usually comes to my parents’ parties.

Ew. How have you kept from punching him?

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

At the rate you’re going, you are going to leave this world. 

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Who knew I would manage to leave the world before Elon Musk did? Please make sure to rub it in his little naked mole rat face.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

Oh my god.

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Honestly, what a way to leave this world though.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

And that would be inaccurate, because I’m not doing anything erotic with you.

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You will be if you’re smothering me, whether that’s your intention or not. The last sound you’ll hear from my lips is a loud ohhh.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

Technically, I wasn’t threatening to choke you either. Smothering is a completely different act. 

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But it’s so much easier to say than erotic asphyxiation.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

We’re adding choking now? Was the spanking not enough? 

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You weren’t threatening to spank me. I was just taking what I was offered.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

Carter!

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That was a joke.

I don’t actually love singing that much.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

I’m going to smother you before the ball drops.

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At least I would die doing two things I love. Singing and getting choked.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

Yeah, yeah. It’s your world and we’re all just living in it.

I am glad that you finally recognize that. It is my world. Welcome to it.

[carterhenslay]

taylorcaffrey​:

God, stop shaking your ass and just start the movie. At this rate, we’re not going to get to it until June.

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I like to shake my ass, thank you very much. But fine. I will put on the show and you can be a casual observer to my excellence.