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Things my friends have said as the DAMN crew

"Millions of people have been inside lady liberty."- Lasko

"I've never been inside lady liberty that sucks "- Freelancer

"I guess last liberty has SOME standards" - Damien

"The sun's always late" -Damien

"You're asking a bisexual person to pick a lane and STICK in it??!" -Gavin

"I'm not having e-sex with you." - Damien

"You have to touch the penis to actually be gay." - Huxley 

"Please don't piss yourself." -  Dear

"How would you know?! I'm wearing black pants." - Freelancer

"I'm gonna piss myself in church :" - Dear

"Oh no you don't have black pants.' -Freelancer 

"SKINNY LEGEND PICK ME!!" - Gavin

"Stupid gay bitch!" - Freelancer 

"Did you call me?" - Huxley 

"that was NOT who I was referring to!" -Freelancer 

"The fire is so cute!" - Huxley 

"The fire that kills me bro?” - Kody

"You accidentally slapped my ass" - Lasko

"Sorry I just couldn't resist" - Dear

"Ya ever think about what you would have as a stage name?" - Gavin

"Dude I haven't seen your forearms in years" - Huxley 

"I'm going to start an onlyfans of your forearms" - Dear

"Believe it or not you are not on the top of the list of people I hate." - Lasko 

"That's a lie but I guess I'll believe you" -Kody

"Its so hot" -Freelancer 

"You could take your flannel off" -Dear

"With you around?! -Damien 

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I can’t explain it but this is Talus and Dion

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I don’t remember what happened but I had a dream and for some reason Dion was in it and the gay or European song from the legally blonde musical started playing

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Dion has a hate love relationship with one piece

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Things my friends have said as reverie characters and listeners

Ever since getting out of the psych ward my personality has been getting twinks pregnant and suicide-Darling

We’ll get rid of bad freaky by reading funny freaky- Gage

Killing myself killing myself killing myself-Honey

Please not again- Casey

Get some bitches neo you got this- Gage

I’m pretty sure I’m the bitch to be got but thanks anyway-Neo

Be the bitch that gets bagged!-Bug

Google show me this guys balls - Axle

OH NO I DON'T LIKE MAKING DECISIONS- sidekick 

That’s why I make the decisions- Nathanael 

That’s really toxic- Kevin 

I don’t think knowledge should cost a thousand dollars- Cyril

You gotta replace them once they get gay- Talus 

This fire is so cute- Bunny

The fire that kills me?-Kane

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everyone being happy and loving the silly storys

Altair

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Hey. What just happened

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It is my birthday and I can’t stop thinking if Dion had a birthday he would make it everyone’s problem. For a birthday gift bunny would let him out of the house and he would go out and tell everyone he saw about his birthday.

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I have been off social media for like 3 weeks and the first thing I see when I get back is reverie audios posted something about a new terrible person who is from another world

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my only two emotions when listening to reverie audios

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My friend: I think having a wife would a nice

me: I have a wife

my friend: are you talking about Dion again

me: ….. yea

my friend: He’s not real

me:I know stop reminding me 😭

my friend: and he’s not your wife

me: I KNOW😭

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Hello?!

I was JUST telling my friends how much I missed him.

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things I would not trust Dion to be left alone with

Toothbrush 

Sponge

Plate

Fork

Spoon

Sharp objects

Microwave 

Couch

Phone

A car

Keys

My house

A baby

Elderly 

Toaster 

The kitchen 

Lasagna 

Window

Glass

YouTube

Twitter

Tumblr

The internet 

Theater

Musicals. ( especially be more chill)

Food court

Drugs

Hot topic

Spencer’s  ( especially in the back)

A mirror

Trash can

Animals.  ( he would cry)

what I would trust Dion with