22 yrs. My favorite colors are red and fuschia; hope that clears things up. Read Peter Levine and Gabor Maté
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My dad watches house and thinks all the characters are toxic except for house
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#THIS JOB SUCKS --> I LOVE THE CHALLENGE#Some of these really do tranalste naturally becasue ive said them at worl before#(busy in the moment and exasperated but in front of guests) ''i dont think that thag will be a problem.'' It's the nicest way you can put it
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When u just listeninf to music and it unbuttons your pants and touches U sexually
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If i gave him Peter Levine would he read it. Would he read it for pussy
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(about to jerk you off) wait which way was it again righty tighty or lefty loosey ✋😅🤚 oh well! (twists so hard it rips your peanis clean off)
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Whydo I gotta work so hard for a damn job . They should just look at the fact that I applied at all and know intuitively that I'm amazing and sexy
#why do i gotta follow up and show up . Dumb . Just hire me asshole#So yhat i can quit my current job . Please and thank you .
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I KNOW that theyll never put Professor E Gadd on Mario Kary becasue Nintendo doesn't freaking care about its Fans .
They fired the original voice actors and Filled the roster with Chintz . And bizarre enough , every person I've spoken to in real life and every article I've read seem happy about this . "IT'S cool that you can play as parabuggy now !" IS IT ? I DOMT KNOW WHAT THAT IS . I have a friend who mains as The Cow and some other stupid thing . And she seemed startled when I suggested that these characters are maybe nobody's first choice .
I just cant understand how these people think .
Well her3s what I think. I think that you'll be able to play as the fucking ghost dog before you can play as E Gadd
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You know what . That beginning scene on Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon where Luigi was sleeping peacefully on the couch and then E Gadd appeared on the TV and rudely woke him up and then forcibly used the Pixelator to teleport Luigi to his location . You could probably put over it the audio from the first ep of Rick and Morty where Rick dragged Morty out of bed . And it would cohere somewhat
#COME ON LUIGI ! WE GOTTA- WE GOTTA GO CATCH SOME GHOSTS !#and instead of Morty's ''Oh geez Rick'' it's Luigi's ''m-m-mamma mia..!''
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