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hes writing a college paper on diplomacy between humans and monsters. he wants to become a lawyer :)

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YESSSS !! FINALLY !! Let Papyrus Say Fuck dayyyyyy my beloved

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happy june 16th

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I totally didn’t forget that yesterday was the 16th yeah haha

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https://www.hoosieraction.org/scotus

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very upsetting that as a society thighs and tummies have been demonized. like they are literally just body parts and if they’re a little rounder it’s no big deal. beauty standards = pure embodiment of evil in this world

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A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.  

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

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I'm sorry, there's fishing drama?

There is fishing drama! Couple dudes who have been suspiciously winning MAJOR tournaments to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars in prizes and money got caught stuffing lead weights into their fish. They've been suspected of funny business for awhile, to the point there were polygraph tests involved, then someone finally got them on video stuffing the fish with lead weights, bits of other fish, and apparently a pair of pliers? When they got caught the crowd got 90% of the way to a murderous riot.

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bowser jr and his dad and his dad’s husband eggman

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op made this post unrebloggable for some dumb reason so I stole it lol. does this count as director's commentary

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people wanna talk about "don't self diagnose autism" meanwhile the autism test is damn near 3k dollars, a lot of people don't believe women can have autism, and (for black people) doctors don't believe them when they say they have literally anything. so.

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i’d name him Squant btw. if u even care

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pot with legs

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thank you trans men for this dope ass sword I found sticking out of a rock just now

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Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

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