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This is some Madeline L'Engle shit

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Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

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idk if my sex drive will ever go back to “normal” (chemically induced sleep) after going off bc and starting bg3 at the same time

just finished my og tav run and urgently need to smash about it, send help

preferably in the form of a buff halsin cosplayer

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the fellowship at fancy restaurants:

aragorn: literally would not care if he ate gas station sushi at a truckstop, does not see the appeal of fancy but appreciates the atmosphere. likes taking arwen out for fancy food, great at scouting out the genuinely good places, not just the expensive ones.

boromir: will fight you over paying the check. his current move is pretend to go to the bathroom, stop by the concierge’s desk and drop off his credit card there. always gets some sort of steak.

merry: deceptively well mannered. is polite and well spoken. offers to foot the bill (rich parents) but it’s an empty gesture cuz my man doesn’t carry a wallet on him 90% of the time.

pippin: gets like 80 appetizers and dessert. eats a little off of everyone’s plate. likes to order of the “secret menu” and enjoys french fries at every fine dining establishment regardless if they are offered to begin with.

frodo: very polite, has a hard time deciding what he wants. ends up getting several things and either sharing it with sam or giving the rest of it to pippin. all hobbits are incapable of bringing home leftovers.

sam: makes frodo order for him cuz he’s worried he will mess up the fancy names. fuckin loves him some fancy potatoes. takes a pic of the menu and tries to re-create it at home, 9/10 times it’s better than what the restaurant has.

legolas: eats the garnish. orders fancy cocktails and then will lick the salt rim off, eat the lemon, or the entire whole cherry, stem and all. likes to get pretty salads and sometimes will requests dressing on the side but not even use the dressing.

gimli: fantastic tipper. will fight with boromir about who pays the bill. has great table manners. will ask staff for recommendations and just order what they tell him to. not a picky eater, even if he hates it he will finish it all.

gandalf: shows up an hour, hour and a half, late. asks for servers to “surprise him” pays in cash, leaves whatever number feels right of hundreds on the table and heads out before the bill comes. he has been known to both dine and dash as well as tip 80%.

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Hamster's In Dungeon And Dragons

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Robbie Daymond is the new Tony Hawk

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit

but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and you’ll feel way better

it has made a huge difference in my life to know that it’s okay if i can’t fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better

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Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this

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Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

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i just... it's so important to remember that Jester and Fjord are not actually pirates.

Kingsley is a pirate, but Jester and Fjord run a completely legitimate company and own a small fleet of totally above-board merchant vessels.

Fjord is dressed like that entirely for the aesthetic. Because he likes it, and he knows he looks good, and he knows that Jester likes it, and he's comfortable being like "yeah I'm gonna dress sexy for my super hot girlfriend and i don't care if people stare at me!" Insecurity time over, time for Admiral Tusktooth now!!!

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💕💖🌸💫 THEM 💫🌸💖💕

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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

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Custom Gamecube Controllers made by DaFunkGaming

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👎🍅

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Fjord's Crown of Stars taking the form of viper dogfish is the opposite extreme of Jester's Spirit Guardians taking the form of unicorn hamsters.

Like, on a scale of Jester to Fjord, how traditionally adorable is the animal form that your spell takes?

They're getting married.