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If you don't sing Grandpa can't go to heaven
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Der Werwolf (The Werewolf) by Christian Morgenstern
A fun lesson in Grammar. A reading of the poem on Youtube.
A werewolf one night departed from his wife and child and went to a village teacher’s grave and asked him: “Please decline me”!
The village schoolmaster climbed up on his iron plate’s brass knob and said to the wolf who patiently crossed his paws in front of the dead:
“Der Werwolf,” said the good man, “Des Weswolfs, this is genitive,” “Dem Wemwolf, this is called dative” “Den Wenwolf, – this is the end.”
The werewolf was flattered by the cases, he rolled his eyeballs. “However,” he begged, “please add to the singular the plural!”
The village schoolmaster had to confess that he knew nothing of it. Although wolves existed in great numbers, ‘who’ exists only in singular.
The wolf stood up blind with tears – he certainly had wife and child! But since he was not a scholar he left with respectful thankfulness.
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there you have it, guy-man is an x-file
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cat-rontgen · 10 years ago
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the ice got stuck on his nose - more vines
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I had way too much fun with this.
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cat-rontgen · 10 years ago
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Adrian Ghenie
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big dog and puppy enjoying some veg
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헐리우드액션 ㅋㅋㅋ 이건 진짜 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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cat-rontgen · 10 years ago
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The signs as stuff my 6y/o brother has said
Aries: when im 12 i will finally drink alcohol
Aquarius: boys are always wrong
Taurus: ill be back in 10 whiles
Leo: 2+3 is 6 youre wrong
Virgo: you dont understand me
Cancer: YEAH FALL OUT BOY I LOVE THEM
Gemini: put the song that goes pum tum tum pum PAW
Libra: is like walking on hard rocks
Scorpio: school is so hard
Sagittarius: i dont wanna die
Capricorn: im not a dick im a Lucas
Pisces: i wish i wasnt in this family
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