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Present Mic: Hi class, since Aizawa is sick with a terrible last Christmas allergie I am here to moderate your secret Santa!!!! So everyone trap your present from the table!

Shoto: I got Soba… and a boiler.

Mineta: Someone got me a strange bottle full of pills with an hand drawing of the Kit Kat logo on it.

Sero: Momo gave me a car, what the hell am I supposed to do with a car.

Bakugo: Who of you extras brought me a dog collar!!!

Present Mic: Well good that you’re enjoying your present, now we’re going to watch a movie that you’ve already seen a hundred times.

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Finals week in UA

Denki inhaling a highlighter:Aaaaah

Mina: Give it to me, I need it!

Momo: Solvent, the drug for people who hit the bottom.

Aizawa: You’re in school, you are at the bottom

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Present Mic: School‘s starting again! I can’t wait to see the little listeners again, they’ve all grown so much!

Aizawa: Finally it’s been a while since I tortured them

Present Mic:…

[cats-prisoner]

The first day after spring break in UA (Just pretend they sit with who they want);

Aizawa: [done with his life] So, you all sat with your friends the entire year, now you’re going to sit with someone you don’t talk to so often.

Asui: Sir, why should we do this?

Aizawa: The desk have numbers, your going to draw them out of this box.

Fumikage: A mad banquet of darkness

Class 1-A: No! Please sensei no!

Later

Bakugo: Why do I hace to sit between this extras!

Hagakure: What makes you think I like sitting beside you.

Momo: I can’t see the Blackbord

Kirishima, Kaminari and Sero holding themselves panicked: We’re on the opposites of the classroom!

Mina: I won’t sit beside Mineta

Uraka: Me too

Izuku: Me too

Yuuga: I can sit beside you

Izuku: Aaah!

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Imagine, Aizawa bullies his students in doing internships at normal job, imagine Izuku sorting Produkts with one for all, Bakugo screaming at customers with complicated wishes, Asui freeing all frogs in the zoo.

And then when Aizawa visits them, the shop owners are like, please go away the homeless shelter is that way.

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Momo: Kirishima and Ashido broke into my house to steal my homework!

Bakugo: That shitass Deku tried to help me!

Aoyama: My stomach hurts!

Ashido: Momos guarddog bit me!

Todoroki: We’re out of Soba!

Kouda: My bunny ran away!

Kyouka: We accidentally locked Hagakure in the gym!

Aizawa: First of: it’s two am, second of: how did you even find my house, third of: we have summer break let me fucking sleep.

[cats-prisoner]

So, y’all know how terrible it is to meet actresses teacher in public. Especially when you’re with your parents.

And I bet it’s the living nightmare of the UA scholars to meet Present Mic in public, because he will scream your name across the mall/street or whatever, he will ask if you did your homework if that’s a friend of you and everyone around you will hear it.

Midnight on the other side will just silently watch you and talk to you about what you did with who in the lesson.

Both are horrible.