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carbonating you then putting you in a water bottle with a straw

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me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus
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i'm really sad right now, does anyone have that post about the 4chan forcefem bridget tulpa?
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The Spittake Undertale playthrough fundamentally changed my perception of these characters
Transcript under the cut!
[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:
Milo, as Papyrus, with a shitty Gilbert Gottfried impression: IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YA STATION!
Bizly: You're making him like, very New York -like!
Milo, laughing: I'm doing- I'm doing Gilbert Gottfried!
Bizly, laughing: That's fuckin' perfect.
Milo, as Papyrus: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING!
Bizly, as Sans, with a southern accent: I've been starin' at this lamp. It's really cool. You wanna look?
Milo, as Papyrus: NO! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?!
Bizly: Hey wait- Milo can you like, add swear words throughout this?
Milo, laughing: Yeah I'll just make him a potty-mouth!
Milo, as Papyrus: WHAT IF A FUCKIN' HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?! I WANNA BE READY!! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A FUCKIN' HUMAN! THEN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I FUCKIN' DESERVE! RESPECT... FUCKIN' RECOGNITION...
Bizly, imitating Milo: PUSSY!
Milo, as Papyrus: ...PUSSY! I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! PEOPLE WILL ASK TO BE MY 'FRIEND'! I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
Bizly, as Sans: Hmm... Maybe this lamp will, uh, help you out?
Milo, as Papyrus: SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!
Bizly: He wouldn't say lazybones, he'd say like, sack o' shit.
Milo, as Papyrus: YOU FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT! ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON YOUR ASS AND BOONDOGGLE!
Bizly, laughing: What?
Milo, as Papyrus: YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY FUCKIN' DAY!
Bizly, as Sans: Hey, hey! Take it easy now. I've gotten a TON of work done today. A SKELE-ton. Badum-tss!
In-game audio: (badum-tss)
Bizly, laughing: FUCK!
END TRANSCRIPT.]
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500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov
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y’all mind if a white boy let an evil entity into his body tonight
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Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news
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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol
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