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good morning! you cannot change what has already happened! you cannot change people who are unwilling! however, you can choose acceptance and letting go and that is no small miracle!
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The year is 2023. You’re in the back of a cop car going 90 down the highway. There’s a sizable amount of dried blood on the window grate. The cop starts playing “don’t trust me” by 3Oh!3 over the radio. Absurdism trumps.
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2 months ago I tried to kill myself and strikingly failed, today I spent the day happy. Not manic, not delusional, not in the black and white. Everything and nothing has changed. Just happy.
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im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as "fuck it we ball"
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I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately
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hugely underdiscussed variable in the summer-lover versus summer-hater debate is region.
reblog this and put in the tags: where you live, which season you prefer, and why
#when in houston.. fuck my whole life from june to october#when in virginia.. fuck my life in august but everything else is cool
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Currently having a panic attack because I’m employee of the month and they asked for a photo of me and I realized I don’t have any current photos of the me they know because I hate the way I look now but I have been all of these people as an adult and uhh
how many identity crisis can one person go through
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The problems with living with other vampires are the vampires I have chosen to stay with. Nandor is like a big turkey just walking around trying to control everything on the farm.
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professors be like "I'm swamped with grading right now" my brother in christ you made the assignments
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