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okay but imagine you’re that RAF officer at the pub and the tall one stands up to fight, but then the medium one stands up and pushes him back to fight in his place, and then the small one stands up and pushes him back to fight in his place. like you cannot make up this level of physical comedy. it’s an endless stacking doll of american flyboys trying to fight you
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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"
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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]
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some portraits of easy company!! :) this all started because i wanted to draw martin's stank face
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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING
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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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