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hope you got your things together, hope you are quite prepared to die
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cdplayer · 18 hours ago
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cdplayer · 2 days ago
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oooohhhhhh so grief is a permanent change. I see
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cdplayer · 3 days ago
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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas
Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt
Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this
Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns
Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max
Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have
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cdplayer · 4 days ago
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im so sory Mr. springsteen but my number 1 greatest fear ever is my little world falling apart. every every time i think of that lyric and i know but i cant help it
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cdplayer · 4 days ago
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yet another scammer claiming to teach the "ancient grinch techniques" as if the grinch scrolls weren't lost to an earthquake in 62 CE
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cdplayer · 6 days ago
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Bruce Springsteen & Clarence Clemons during the photoshoot for the cover of Born to Run. Photos by Eric Meola, 1975.
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cdplayer · 6 days ago
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PJ HARVEY | Rid of Me
I’ll tie your legs Keep you against my chest Oh you’re not rid of me Yeah you’re not rid of me I’ll make you lick my injuries I’m gonna twist your head off, see
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cdplayer · 7 days ago
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i have psychological problems
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cdplayer · 10 days ago
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Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol
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cdplayer · 11 days ago
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photographer: unknown
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cdplayer · 12 days ago
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nin used to sound like he sucking dick and moaning and putting it back in
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cdplayer · 12 days ago
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cdplayer · 13 days ago
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ian malcolm is one of those characters that if he was real and i had to interact w him for 1 second id want to hit him in the face with a chair but when hes words on a page i adoreeee him
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cdplayer · 13 days ago
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You like men in womens lingerie? You, the person with the frank n furter mascara running pfp??? YOU like men in womens lingerie??????? This is just so out of the blue i dont know what to say
this ask is annoying but now that ive changed my pfp to alan grant jurassicpark ive decided to answer it and say id like to see him in lingerie too
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cdplayer · 14 days ago
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[Casino Royale (James Bond n°21), Martin Campbell, 2006]
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cdplayer · 15 days ago
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thats it princess..... spread that vegemite over your toast. youre daddys true blue bogan bitch now. #australiafetish #yankbreaking #yankbreakingkink
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cdplayer · 18 days ago
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