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...yeah, why are they all on my ship...

*echoing down the hall*

"What do you mean we've "literally lost" 300,000 ODSTs?

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WHERE?

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What the FUCK is Super Earth?"

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...divers rule...

To all the new Helldivers, know who you're diving into Hell with. See you on the other side.

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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...yippee, more bodies for the grinder!

TO ALL UPCOMING RECRUITS:

Your first directive from Super Earth High Command: review this strategic material immediately.

Dereliction is not an option.

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reblog if you’re a rotting corpse

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...love me!

rb if you support women in STEM (sadism, torture, evil, menacing)

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...okay, I agree on the sentries part...

i canjt play helldivers because when i fight yhe bots i imagine being stepped on and torn apart by robots a billion times strongerthan me and i get hard. aand when i fifht the squid i imagine the overseers mind controllinng me abd fucking me right there on the battlefield in front of my comrades and i also get hard. and the bugs. when i fight the bugs my sentries keep killing me

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...I really need similar rules around here...

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Mad Cow Disease in a milkshake

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...so now we're just tossing out unstable and dangerous weapons to masses now, huh. Think of how many casualties this gonna cause...

...I love it, business is up 240% in just two days!

Today we seize our enemies’ unholy machinations… and turn them on their cowardly selves.

The Control Group Premium Warbond’s loaded with overclocked weapons, prototype armour, and gear of bleeding edge justice. Out now!

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...don't go blaming me for this...

...but I do enjoy a good laugh

250 Supered Credits for a bitch to have a laugh?? A lil scientific chuckle?! WHO voted for this?!

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my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

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...trust me, I'm a professional

I assure you, the tights and short skirt under the lab coat are essential laboratory PPE. Put them on.

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reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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my love language is acts of service! 😚 (indiscriminate killing on command)

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...sigh, not again...I just got off shift...

Well Helldivers. Lets get to work. This toppy ain't gonna sloppy itself!

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...we all joke about the ghost brush until you gotta ghost on you....

The City of Portland Bureau of Supernatural Containment?