YO IT AMI ( " ah-me " ) i have no consistency idk how to fix the search bar ああああああああ
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YOU CANT SPELL WALUIGI WITH OUT U AND I
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me: fIGHT ME (ง︡’-‘︠)ง
me: *is afraid to ask people for help at stores* *stutters when ordering take out* *runs as fast as i can out of a room after i shut the lights off in case the shadow monsters try to get me* *will refuse to go back into a room after seeing a spider until i know for a fact it is gone*
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me, decomposing on my bed: sending you all good vibes :)
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i just want the guy i love to love me back is that too much to ask.................................
or at least want to be with me @god
please
i lvoe him so much
why is th
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Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*
Me:
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Conversation
person: what's your type
me: fictional
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So you can breathe but not text me back ???
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*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me
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*doesnt talk to tumblr friends for 6 months*
*thinks about them and hopes they are okey dokie*
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“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday
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