I do occasionally clown in my free time, but I often reserve it for my business hours
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We should buy an island and run a country
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My mom told me she was a sigma today
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Normally I wouldn’t retweet but I kinda just wanna keep this going

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Dear writers of Tumblr, I have a writing prompt: The are only two people left on earth, a waffle house employee and the last customer
My attempt:
She sat there, staring out a window, watching the crimson sun setting over the ruined city she once called home. The rain falling with its purple hue making for a beautiful scene of all these colors mixing over this further collapsing city. She sits there and just smiles as even though she knows the earth is doomed, at least it will go out in the most beautiful way.
“Ma’am, what would you like to eat?” he asked her politely.
She continued to look out the window as she responded, “Just a chocolate chip waffle”
“Anything to drink?” he asks as he notes down her order.
As she continues to stare at the acid rain, she responds, “Water.”
“Understood” he responds as he walks into the kitchen,
“Why do you still work here?” she asks as she finally takes her eyes off of the horizon
“I don’t know, “ he answers, “I just like helping people in need of some help. Food can be hard to come by sometimes. Also everyone knows Waffle House never closes.” He just stood there smiling while the waffle makers were at work.
“Now it's just us two left, so I’m the only one left to eat here.” She said as she starts to look back
“Well, you’re enough to justify staying open.” He responded with a simple smile as he laid her waffle in front of her.
She chuckled as she just said, “Good, I quite like this place.”
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Is it weird to get scared when I get a tumblr notification?
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Spheres are inferior to my eyeballs
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Old pic of my dogs, onyx (the blurry one) is the young energetic boy and Tadashi (The annoyed one) is my old tired boy
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I have decided vision is a social construct and we should all just remove our eyes
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purple
purple is 3000 years old. they used to have to kill snails to make it
and only fancy people made it
it also inspires creativity
I fumking love purple
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The unending cycle of pain and misery as you grief through denying to yourself it’s real and that it must be a lie. It must lies because you can’t live in a world in which it’s the truth. Followed, once you truly learn of its undeniable truth and can’t continue to deny, by anger, an emotional response beyond reason to most. A curse that can’t be taken back and words that can’t be unsaid, only to be regretted at a later day. A nearly empty rage at those you deem at fault. Those who seemed to push for it to happen. They must be the cause. This anger by its own volume is innately a cry for help whether you know it or not. After the empty feeling die down, you bargain for at least the hope back, asking greater powers you know won’t list just because you don’t see an alternative. You cry out that you’ll do anything for just a different path in life, to turn back time and things to change. You tell yourself there were things you could have done but you know that no matter what you do, no matter how much you struggle, it is all in vain. You feel empty, less than empty, depressed. You just live your life from day to day doing nothing but mourning in your free time. Whenever you aren’t mourning, you’re empty, not sad, just empty. You used to love life, used to watch all these shows with joy, but you stop. Nothing can repair these wounds, so you just mourn in peace, alone. Finally, after years gone by, you have done all the mourning, and you decide to open up once more. Accept the truth and move on. Find new love, a life worth living. Hope has entered once again. You finally feel something that seemed completely alien to you only a week ago. Joy. You Amalie and watch all your favorite shows again and enjoy life with all the ones you love. You are happy.
But not for long. The vicious cycle continues as your life seems to fall apart before your eyes. Before you know it, you start denying the truth once more as you fall deeper and deeper each time. Never to truly heal
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I have decided to make a list of things I don’t understand or don’t know.
1. What is blahij or something like that spelling
2. What is Demisexual/Demiromantic, I’ve heard those before but don’t exactly know what they mean
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I’m glad you think She’s a cutie, she is grateful for your compliment and you may now before her now

Snek Goddess
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July 4th is over which means it's OFFICIALLY Spooky Season!!!
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