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i need these four to become besties or i’ll sue

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me

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i miss every girl in my life who was nice to me

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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

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people hate to hear this but is it a look or are they just skinny is the realest sentence ever uttered

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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

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this hit me like a truck

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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brennan i am obsessed with your insane homeschool swag

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction