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@celinefck: someone bring me pizza to my room pls and thank bye.

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I’m not sure I like it too much either, honestly. Are you going to do something about it, or?

I learned about it last night and didn’t like it too much.

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Actually, no. I didn’t know that.

I don’t really care so I’ll let it be. I’d say I’m sorry but I’m not really feeling it so there’s that. So, have you heard Oli’s been all around Venice?

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I'll need to try out that idea sometime soon then. I work at Google, actually. Damn, you seem like you have a ton of fun at the Snapchat HQ. It's usually the complete opposite here, for me at least. I'm the one who gets left with the coding and i'm not even sure what the others do. Really? I guess i'm the only one that's stressed half of the time then. Try switching to like gang signs, then. I'm pretty sure there's enough of those to go around.

I think it’s a good idea and it’s never failed me yet. Which headquarters do you work at again? I mean, I work at Snapchat and just leave the coding to Chris and Sadie and on Sadie’s break I force her to push me down the hall in those spinning chairs so I personally think I’m the real winner back at HQ. No, I don’t actually think so. Nobody loses sleep over it, anyway. Isn’t it? I’m not even half way through and I’m running out of poses. You can only throw up the peace sign so many times.

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I'm glad I didn't go, then.

Just the biggest orgy in history, to be honest.

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Thanks, I guess. If you're so determined on finding out why it ended just go ahead and ask him. He's your best friend, anyways.

I see why Oli chose to date you yet can’t see why he chose to let the relationship end.

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I never knew that, actually. Well now that you have met me face to face I at least hope it was a memorable experience.

Yeah, I know him for quite some time now. Never thought I’d meet you like face to face.

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I need to start doing that. I only have sleeping pills in my room and I don't even use them at all, they're just sitting there on a dusty table since I usually don't even need them to sleep. I end up passing out right away. I hope this contributes to me winning too or i'll cry. Thank you, either way.  I'm pretty sure there are tons of peoples here doing a lot more than i'm doing though. Tough job, to be honest. Considering there are tons of display IPhones everywhere.

That sucks, ew. I have sleeping pills in my bag, always, just in case I hate my company and want to nod off to avoid the basic. Sounds like responsibility. I hope this contributes to you winning since I feel like you’re the only person actually doing work. My work is gracing the display iPhones with photos of me.

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What exactly happened? I couldn't be there because of the large amounts of coding I had to complete. Please don't tell me someone was killed.

So, last night was very interesting.

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I'm not even sure that's possible, honestly.

I'm glad you think robbing a bank is unnecessary because I would have slapped you if you didn't. Kidding, i'm too nice to slap anyone. Of course i'll figure it out, i'm a smart girl half of the time.

Of course. I wouldn’t want you to get bored of me.

You keep making this offer better and better. Nah, I’m a simple man. Robbing a bank is unnecessary. I don’t need anymore money than I already have. I’m sure you’ll figure it out though.

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You won't mess up, though. That's kind of more important than finishing it quickly, honestly. 

That takes a longer time, though. I just want to get shit done in the smallest amount of time possible.

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Exactly why you won't see me at Starbucks anymore. The headquarters usually have free coffee though, so you should try getting it there instead. Same taste, no twelve year olds, and it's free.

I had to wait behind about eleven twelve year old white girls for my coffee at Starbucks this morning. Not pleased. 

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That's very ironic, actually. Makes sense though because most people don't even know the meaning and just throw it around in hopes that it will make sense.

Ironically, irony is the most misused word in the English language. 

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That's actually a bit disturbing. If I were the sixteen yer old i'd kind of be a little freaked out.

I saw an old woman pull up a sixteen year old’s pants today because they were practically hanging down to his knees, I knew I loved old people for a reason. 

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That is exactly why I double check every time I write a single line of code. It'll take more time but saves you from starting over when you're halfway done. Try it out sometime, buddy.

Messing up your coding after working on it for hours.. You go, Chris.

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You're a lucky girl then, Venice. I honestly haven't gotten at least a good five hours of sleep in days. The usual, really. The boss asked me to sort a ton of files and code a few things on the whiteboard. Deal, I won't talk to you about what i'm doing.

That’s where you and I differ, I can’t go to sleep knowing that there isn’t anything that I have to sort out tomorrow. My day just seems pointless without tasks to complete. What are you doing anyway? I’ll keep you company as long as you promise not to talk to me about what you’re doing besides the question I just asked.

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Always keeping me on my toes, Oliver.

Yes, of course. You can have unlimited nachos as long as you’re keeping me company. Don’t go thinking i’ll go rob a bank for you since you got me coffee, though. I don’t think i’d like to spend the rest of my life in jail because of you.

It’s what I do best, babe.

You got it, then. I’m still expecting the nachos though. Forever owe me? Now that’s something to look forward to.