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I would give you a little mini laptop and give you delightful little toys for enrichment. Btw

-☎️🖊️

Delightful? For me?? Awww, come on, your gonna make me blush!!

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I would like to put you in a 10x10 enclosure with various sticks plants and mosses and a diet of a variety of fruits berries etc

Really!? Aww, that'd be so nice. y'know, I really think that's like, my calling. I really relate to how insects look like they feel when you pick up a rock they're under, so I probably also relate to how they feel under the rock, which is probably pretty nice.

Hm. Though, I might get bored if I'm gonna be there forever. Do you think you could let me walk around your room once in a while? or maybe give me a really small laptop to write on?

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ROGER!!!!!

what’s your favorite movie??? :3

Favorite movie? Hm, that's a hard one. there's a lot of movies, y'know.

I really liked James and the giant peach as a kid, but then there's ALL the muppets movies, and Peter and Carrie recently got me to watch Rocky horror picture show, and that was pretty fun.

I can't choose!! There's too many :(

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hey gayboy what’s up/aff

Gayboy?? I'm not gay, though!

... I think? I guess I haven't really thought about it. should I be?

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You look like the kind of guy to jump with joy when you hear the ice cream truck only to remember you have no money.

But then Peter gets you some anyways.

Hm, you're probably right! Well, if we had ice cream trucks in Dialtown, that is. Now that I'm thinking about it, that's a real oversight!

... Who am I supposed to contact to get ice cream trucks to run through here? Maybe I can convince Peter to hire those snow cone trucks that Mr. Barrett did for a company summer party that one time!

Hm. Actually, on second thought, probably not. Not after how that one time went.

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AWWW they're so cute!!!

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#heartnosehalloween day 7: bugs

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fucking explode, Roger

What??? I am NOT going to explode, no matter who tells me to! Even if I wanted to, which I HAVEN'T in a long time, I don't know how to make my body do something like that!

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you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

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Okay so I checked it out! It's like, really thick and sticky. Also I hope no one tries to make me talk for a while because my hand and throat are numb and I don't think it would work right if I try to talk right now

I've been thinking abt the green ooze pipe in the ass mans office all day. like what even is that?? Joe just went to lunch so I might go in and look at it before he gets back

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I've been thinking abt the green ooze pipe in the ass mans office all day. like what even is that?? Joe just went to lunch so I might go in and look at it before he gets back

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heyyyy rog

I love you

awww you're so sweet!! 💖💖💖 I love you too! uh, probably. I don't actually know who you are

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Many-legged beauty, Scolopendra japonica.

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Leaf blotch miner moth, Caloptilia protiella, Gracillariidae

Photographed at Airlie Beach, Australia by Steve & Alison1

Shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!

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I accidentally deleted my old account :( I was looking at the settings and hit the most interesting looking button (the red one) before I actually read it. but it's still me Roger!!! I'm just in a new blog!