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Huntress is getting a promotion. I've replaced all her hatchets with assault rifles.
I've also broken the Pig's stupid fucking kneecaps and repositioned some more vultures again. Fuck you.
Alright goodbye again, thanks and have fun.
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“Killer?” “Yeah?” “Where’s the survivor?”
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As someone who was in the community i miss the old days too, i made a post and some people came back for 2 days and then we stopped interacting. Hopefully some people will stumble upon it and it can be remade or something. But yeah legit that community was amazing, now it's like a tumbleweed in a obscure western movie.
yeah fam i miss the old shit. hope it gets kicked back into high gear sometime.
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I miss the old days.
All we had to worry about was a bitchass mime and the car that ran over Jason and me evolving to CEO and coochie discourse and Damien killing folks that one time and Huntress’s promotion and LITERALLY EVERYONE HARASSING ME TO GIVE HER THE PROMOTION AND THEN A SECOND PROMOTION OR RAISE and Freddie Freaker and johnny being an absolute chewtoy and everyone adoring Mothman and Croissant and he who will NOT be named and and and
ah
i am...longing.
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The slasher fast food industry is the best part of tumblr you can’t change my mind
@ceo-entity @harrysatstarbucks @thehuntressworksatsteaknshake
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Welcome to Smashburger

May I take your coochie
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SIGHS!!!
IT’S NEVER FUCKING ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE!!!!
Where's my fucking buff.
I mean, you’re alive!
And isn’t that a buff that EVERYONE can enjoy?
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Where's my fucking buff.
I mean, you’re alive!
And isn’t that a buff that EVERYONE can enjoy?
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I’m god
Okay?
I got something to say
Those killers camping at the hooks? That wasn’t me! No way!
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Ok can you give the McDonald’s pig a raise then
That’s a horrible thing to say about Ronald McDonald dude he’s just a funky little clown trying his best.
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What to do if the moon turns red
Check if there is a moon eclipse happening. No? Skip immediately to step nr. 4
Yes? Good! They is nothing to be afraid of :)
Enjoy the view and stay safe :)
Don’t look up
stop
Go inside. Lock your d∎ors
Close your windows. Close the curtains
If you hear voices outside, ignore them
If you hear screams outside, ignore them
Do n’t g▃▂∎ ▐▃▂▏▃▍
ₜₕₑy will try everything to get inside or to get you outside
BREȂ̵̡̳̘̳͈̞̜̞̉͂T̴̪͚͔̪̱̼̼̈́͛̉̍͆̇́̚H̶͎̘̲͔̟͖̹̝̩͌͗͛̾̊̀́̋̇͝ͅE
try to get somewhere underground and d▃▂▬❘∎
ḑ̶̡̗̬̄̆̇̄̓o̸̦̲̙͙̯͉̞̘̤̍̈̄͒̾̋̕͝n̸̲͐͂̿̌͊̽̑̂͘͝'̵͚͍̫͎͕̮̫̬̼̎̈́͗͛̀̄͝t̶̞͉̥̜̩͎͓̹̆̀͗̎͝͝ḍ̶̜̼̺͎̙̊̀̄͗̅̎̃̊̊͝o̸̫͔̩̟̹̮̣̘̫͆̓̒͌̅̽͑͠ń̴̛̘̮̓͗̀̍͊'̶̢̛̖̣̖̳̘͇̦͍̪̇͂̑̉̂̐̚͝t̵C̡͈̹̪̫͇̹̼̠͘d̸̨̻̆̃͠ő̸̢̯͉̪͚͍̳̫ANn̷̩͖͉͚̤͈̥͕̄̏͑̀̋̕'̵̰̳̍̈́̓̌͆t̶̨̡̳̭̪̅̽̔̀̈́̚ḑ̶̢̫̩̇̊ȯ̶̡͓̲̩̈́n̴̢̛̤͇̟̈́́̂̅̽̕͜͠'̷̡̨̞̲̤̬̇͊̚ẗ̵̢̗̗̰͓̩̼̮͖̹̀̑͂̊̏̑̚͠d̸̺̩͎͉͇̉̏͒͗Yo̸͚̝̽̆̍͝n̸͚͖̤̦͑̍͗͛́͗̈́͝ͅO‘̶̨̱͈̂t̸̛̪̙͚̬͉͎̳͚̾̿̏̌̍̄Ud̷̯͓̏̽͑̈́͐͌̃̂͒ǫ̸̘̜̐͂̿̈́̍̔̑ń̷̡̡̲̬̹͔'̶̧̨̮͍͍͈͉̪̗̲͊̍t̶̨̻͚̻͙̞̏͌͛̅͆̿̕̚͝ḑ̴̥͔̘̳̫͍̪͐͊̚ó̷̢̺͍͓͚̱̩̀́́͒͊ń̸̢̰͕͉̪̖̰̲̅'̸̡̹̦̑̈́̓̔́t̸͚̝͇̑͜d̶̜͖̥͊̀̈́̏͆͌͘ͅo̴̳̱̽́̇̆̔́̍̇n̶̙̗͉̈́͑͒͠'̵̢̬̅̎Sţ̸͇̎̀̈́́̐͑̆̍̂d̴̮̤̥͔͊̇͑̌̂̈̓̾̕͜Mo̵̡̳̦̅n̴̞͒̿̌̉̈́͛'̷̢͍̰͖͔͇̘̕͜ELț̸̡̱̉̿d̵̜̦͓̰̭̳̲͚̮́̈̈́̃̏́̀͐͝ō̴̢̩̫̝̼͆̿́̑̔Ln̴̖̠͙̳̠̥͇̟̱̤̄'̵͙̙̝̙̥̥͓̰̲͔̎̉̉̇̍t̴̞͖̭̱̰͓͇̯̠̫̔̌̈d̴̫̜̲͓͈̮̿̅̾͛̄͜ͅǫ̸̝͖̪͈̞̪̌n̷̈́͆́̔̽̆͝I̖̺͙͔̱̎͘‘̷̛̘̺̈͊̔̋͂̃̂̔͠t̷͕̭̺͉̏̈́͌̈́͐̂̓͑T’Sd̷̨̝̃́͋̆̕͜͠͠o̷̡̡̹̳̺͔̩͚͊̇͐̉́̅̊͋n̷͇̘̘̟̭̻̠̎͛͑̂ͅ'̷̧̡̳͔͛̅͝͝t̷̺̗̳̮͕̹̩̬͒̀̿ͅd̷̨̛͎̼̐̑̏̀̅̚̚o̸̰̅̍͒Rņ̴͔͎͖̥̜̤̐͒̔'̶̠̦̔̑̀͊̈͝t̸̩͖̰̼̎̍͆͆̓̏̊̔̽́d̶̰̞̦̙̤̟̒̆ǫ̵̨̨̛̯̩̟̖̓͌̆͋̌͑͒ͅOTņ̵̼̥̟̖͆̔̐́͌̂̚'̵̡̤͙̱̞̭̍̽́ţ̶̼̮͙̪̓̃̈́͒d̵̻̤̣͔̋͆̔̓̂̽̀ͅǫ̷̳͒̔̉̐Tn̷̲̤̜̖͇͕̞͝E'̷̲͈͉̑́̀͒͐̈́̂̒̿̒t̷̢̡̤̼̣͉̪͚͎̓̅̒̉͜d̴͍̯̝̿͂̓̅̏̍͠Nò̴̡͇̳̯͇̘̬̖̱̲̐́̒͊̈́̊̒͊͠n̸͚͖̓̀̾̿͠'̷̢̧͍̹̟̫͎̘̺͙̎̍̇̾̑̓́͐͗̉t̶̺̝̀̇͗̇̽̑͑͋͜ḑ̵͚̦̮̬̙̖̪͊͋̾̂̉̐̊͠ͅͅö̷̺͉̮̦̘̈̽́͛n̵̲̦̗͚̣̠̎̔̕'̶̨̛̛̖̆̏̃̐̾̐t̵̘̱̱̾͛̓̋͜ͅFd̶̛͍̩̰̯͋̈́̓́̉̑õ̶̡̧̭̰͙̜̝͕̭̰̀n̸̮͠'̵̫͚͙̹̼͎̯͎̀̍̀̊̒̈́̚͝͝ṱ̷̛͙̥͙͇͖͌͒ͅd̷̡̫̜͙̜͈͕̬̳̎̆̓̆̏̐̓̈́͜Lo̶͔͌n̶̼̰̫̩͓̱̦̬͎̖̅̒̔͛E'̸̜̭̻̃̈́̋͆͛͠͝t̵͓̭͚̝̤̮̅̈́̍̀d̷̨̨͉̲̟̼̝̞̳̜̿͛͊̓̇̀̓̎ö̷͓͙͉́̃̓n̷̨͈̤͚̍̂̊̄̄͘ͅ'̵̗̲̟̤̯̊́t̷̨̛͚͓̫̣̖̬̾̄̅̀̇d̷͍̹̖̗̠̠̖̥̿͊o̷̢̧͈̳̲̼͓̯͈̰̒͊͋̉͌̒̀̐n̸̻̉̀̏̋̑S'̶̛̳̟̤͖͆͂̊̈͠ͅt̵̡̝̝̞̹̆͊̄̇̿̑̽͂͝d̴̨̯͕̹̫͇̫̺͚̍͑̆̆̈́Hö̸̹̩͇͕̜̺̯̮́̒́̑̋͂n̶͚̜͇̩͆̿̋̅̈̂̌̀'̴̡̛̬̠̱̖̣̙̲̰̘t̵͉̦͇̯̘͎̓͐̒͝d̵̥̩͔̲̝͈͉͋̒͌͆͒̂͐o̴̅͑̾̎͆̓́̇̚͜n̷̘̟̝̟͎̻̟̒̆̀͆͋̇̓ͅ'̸͚͌̍̿̓̀͑̆̄t̷͇̪̓͛d̴̂̋͑̈͛̅��͎̖ö̷͕͕͖̈́̐̂͋͆͘͜͝n̴͓̩̻̞͖͉͓͇̙̒̽̇̐̐͛͌̾'̶̫̥̟͈̯̭̭̗͖̓̾̅̄͐t̵̡̮͓̫̣̘͓̉̉́d̵̠̰̜̦̱̄̔͋ơ̷̤̦̇͋̈́͆͘n̸̨̈́̂'̸̛͍̭̹̯̲͈͛̓͊͂̎̃̇t̸̨̛̼̻̻͇̠̊̔̏͗̒̈ͅd̷̨̳͕̯͈͊̐́̽͌͛̕o̴̬̞̬̙͇̺̼͓̔̊̉̅̾ͅn̵̢̡͖͇̣̼͔͑͊͋̀͆̃̀̓͝'̶̺̟̗̞̥̔͋̾́̆̎̌͂̇̚͜t̶͙͛͌̓̈́͂͋͑̕ḍ̷̡̢̭̼̩̺͍͋͗̋̄̉͛̈͜ͅơ̷͚͉̻̭̳̥̑͐̓͌͐́̕͝͝n̷̢̡̡͇͚̟͙̬͇̒͐̍̑̏͋̈́͘͝'̷̢̟̥̳̅͋̐͗̿͒̆̕̚͝t̸̮̥͎͖͚̲̓̇͆̓͆͑ͅd̷̡̙͚̥͓̤̘̂̎͜?ó̷͓̺̖͇̱̓͆n̶̢̫̙̼̠̭̒͛͐̈́̓̃̓͝'̵̰̪̮̮̺̯̥͍̱̾̃̓̊̈́̑̏͗̚͜t̸̙̫̤̬͒
▐▃▂▏▃▂∎
IT’S DECAYING
ᵤₚ ₜₕₑᵣₑ
��ⁱˡᵉⁿᵗˡʸ
LOOK UP
LOOK UP
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ᵢₜ'ₛ cₒₘᵢₙg cₗₒₛₑᵣ
C̵̹̜͚̞͌̊L̵̢̨̀̏̀͑̐͝Ó̴̡̬͚͍̻̲͛̕S̸̱̞̀̑͗͛̇̃͂̆Ȇ̸͚͔̯R̴̙̖̒͌̓
hu h? it’s here
【NOT FOUND】
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Can you please reduce the fog?! It allows viruses to spread easier!
Yeah sure I’ll reduce the fog
For a moment.
For the right sacrifice.
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