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nose so stuffy you'd think a hagfish had a panic attack in there heyo up top ✋
#hagfish#im sick#fish#im like a sickly victorian child over here#papa will i see the sun again#they gotta take me to the coast for the ocean air or whatever#change da world my final message
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i would follow hondo ohnaka to the gates of hell and if you wouldn't i don't think you understand what fun means
#star wars#hondo ohnaka#sw tcw#tcw#my favorite space pirate#the only man who ever managed to capture both a sith and two jedi knights#im so happy hes still alive#i started reading a clone wars era fic again#can you tell
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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
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Inb4 I got a note from a bear and a sidequest from a raccoon
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Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.


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having friends is great because i can say something like "do you want to make self insert ocs with me" and instead of calling me a slur my good buddy says "omg yes make out with me right now" and then we make out
#like even if one of us knows jack shit about the source material#the answer is always yes#i love making freaks with my friends#and throwing them at each other like water balloons#genshin impact#warrior cats#sonic the hedgehog#across the spiderverse#honkai star rail#it all started with mha
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i love you cave johnson keep funding them experiments!!!!!! don't let those shareholders win turn them into goop
#portal#portal 2#cave johnson#thinking about portal again#i love you mr johnson#also i would like to bang glados#is that even a crazy thing to say on this platform
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as soon as i saw the tiktok notification “thanks to president trump for yadayadayada” I immediately went “wow, that was the most obvious manipulation I’ve ever seen in my life, we just got played” and I’m not sure how anyone came to any other conclusion
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It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.
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Thinking about how the creator of mouthwashing said that a huge part of the horror is meant to be that every player will identify in some way with Jimmy, relate to him on some level, and realize that they share some traits with such an awful person, with that being what "I hope this hurts" was meant to mean. The point is that Jimmy is someone you are going to feel a connection to and that should hurt, that should cause you to reflect. Anyway I think the mouthwashing fandom really missed that because there is a truly awful self righteousness problem that no one is doing any self reflection on. I actively avoid the fandom for this reason every post I see from the mouthwashing fandom is people talking about other fans the same way Jimmy talks about the other members of the crew (esp Curly and Anya) with 0 self awareness lol.
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Xiao was actually so cute when he was trying to be protective of us during the lantern rite event. He’s so cute. My little meow meow fr
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first week at his first job, how do you quit in space
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