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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

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wallace you cant say that

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squeezing my own butt just to feel something

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She’s so fucking cute I want to tear her apart

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I’m not saying that I’m touchstarved but I am saying having someone lay on top of me like a human weighted blanket for an hour or two would probably cure at least five of my mental illnesses

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*sends u casual nudes to let u know I’m thinking of u*

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every day God invents new fetishes to test me . but as a stoic i am immune. your anarchist clown pussy may be scumptious but i've already reached nirvana

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Flirting telepathically tonight so if you get nightmares its just me

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a pleasant evening to all girls getting a little sloppy on a monday night

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i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it

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Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.

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need someone to match my freak and my unbearable romanticism

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i love how dicks twitch

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NO clothes, fan ON, sprawled OUT 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Madeleine-Jeanne Lemaire (French, 1845–1928)