chambers-nathan

[chambers-nathan]

ohhh, milly milly milly. /shakes head. i thought you knew that i'm a very naughty boy and i'll try my very best to make sure i keep that title. hm, thinking about my arse lately, haven't ya? 8) i sure didn't! it was the bloke in the kilt, i swear! 8(

/flexes fingers

yeeees, baggypants? d’you have somethin’ to say to me? 8) maybeeee about how brilliant i am because i saved your arse this summer from a mobbin’ crowd?

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yeeees, baggypants? d'you have somethin' to say to me? 8) maybeeee about how brilliant i am because i saved your arse this summer from a mobbin' crowd?

/flexes fingers

new month, whole new level of prankin’.

mischief brigade, let’s get busy. 8)

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Robert Sheehan is fucking sexy….

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/flexes fingers

new month, whole new level of prankin'.

mischief brigade, let's get busy. 8)

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for a minute i thought i wasn't following you and so i had to come check but then i was following you and everything's okay now

good GOOD 8)

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1 GIFSET PER CHARACTER: ROBERT SHEEHAN Foreign Exchange (2004) 

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oh hey, i like your face (guys edition)

36 / 50 | robert sheehan

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/sighs.) though the apology wasn’t for you. /smacks the back of his head lightly.) i hope you’re still willing to poke fun at me when i become minister of magic /SHE HAS MADE PLANS ALREADY lessay.) or something so i could put you into azkaban for being such a scoundrel. I: /joking tho.) i never said it was because i was a girl. it’s because i’m millicent bagnold. /lifts chin.) and i have a sense of fashion. what. /turns pink.) what has that got to do with anything? you’ve gotten .. ‘laid’ by a gay man, then? fascinating, chambers. fascinating. /just shakes head disapprovingly.) i’m sooo sure. oh, right. /finger to chin, smiles.) you’re scared of them, aren’t you? that’s a bit irrational, don’t you think? /amused smile now.)  i didn’t know you would be here. /resigned sigh ; she’s visiting her .. aunt who lives where nathan lives ok.)

i'll take what i can get. /winks. /scoffs. you, minister of magic? please, what kind of world are you livin' in, girlie? /shakes head. poor, deluded souls. y'can't put me i azkaban for being a scoundrel, everyone knows that. /rolls eyes. oh yeah, like that's a much better justification. hey, i'm a fuckin' unicorn, because i'm nathan chambers! because, baggypants, through process of osmosis. everyone knows gay men have the best fashion sense. therefore, they've fucked it into me, simple. /purses lips at her like "this is so simple omg how do you not get this." 'course i have, baggy. it's what you get for being such a ~hot stud. ;D irrational? you try bein' irrational when you nearly get killed by those demonic beasts. vicious, i'm tellin' ya! well.../looks around; stage whisper. don't tell anyone, but i'm irish. and you're in ireland. so. guess you've found me out. /shrugs like "what can you do now."

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/smiles.) i imagine so. but you’re the only half-wit around here right now. i apologize to the other dolts. /tilts head.) thrilling. i can see why you would choose to bother me, then. :l not that i approve. /rubs arms, glares.) please, chambers. you and i both know that if either of us had to be given a degree in fashion, it would be me. /small pout.) in my defense, i wasn’t paying attention! besides, /straightens up a little taller and tries to look a little more dignified.) what would you know about … anything? go back to milking cows, chambers. that seems to be all you’re good for. >:T ;;;;;;; i really was hoping i would be able to avoid you for the summer.

now that's better~. i humbly accept your apology on their behalf and yadda yadda. /flourishes hand. what can i say, baggypants, you're just such an ~easy target. ;D /raises eyebrows, looks her up and down, and pffts. please, just 'cos you're a girl, doesn't mean you've got a "fashion sense." i'm ten times more ~fabulous than you could ever be, just check out these threads! 'sides, when's the last time you got laid by a gay bloke, huh? that's right -- never. /crosses his arms LIKE IT'S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF. uh huh. uh huh. that's what they all say. /z snaps omg i'm sorry for him rly. oh, i know a great deal more than you think i do. i will not, cows are the bloody spawn of satan, are ya tryin' to kill me?? /ACTUALLY LOOKS MORTALLY OFFENDED. well. feeling's mutual, honey! /sticks tongue out at her yeah real mature bro.

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nathan's ~~sexuality~~ (and other notes)

okay so this post is because i was thinking about this in the shower and being like "nathan was supposed to be (and obviously is) bisexual so how did he still end up being so heterosexual???" and stuff like that

but here's what i think about nathan's sexuality: it's less of a "oh hot DAMN i gotta bang them cuz they're so hot" and more like "break me off a piece of that ;D winkysmileyface winkywinkuntiltheendoftime." and like, as you all know, nathan isn't maliciously manipulative, so even though they're kind of conquests, they kind of aren't. and he's definitely not the "fall in love at first sight" kind of guy and i don't think there's ever been some sort of ~*~REAL~*~ initial attraction between him and anybody. he likes sex, alright, but he'd do it with anyone as long as you're easy on the eyes. and hey probably not even that, because he's not picky, and there's something called doggy style trololo so. and i guess it's easy to call him a manslut? but in my eyes he really isn't. he just liiikes what he liiikes okay. c; he isn't exactly ruled by impulse, but he's also not gonna look at something and be like "is this a bad idea?" AS YOU ALL PROBABLY KNOW. (post-war he probably does but NOT YOUNG NATHAN haha nathan young haha i'm so funny sdkgdlfg) anyhoo ANYHOO. another explanation of it is that in 3rd year he really wasn't any kind of hot stuff so his ~sexual activity is probably just his way of (consciously and subconsciously) catching up with his body. IDEK ANYMORE OKAY nathan confuses me wah

and on a completely different another note, nathan's also one of those characters whom i haven't completely been able to get into his head?? not through any lack of trying or fault of my own, but he just doesn't let me (he's also one of the few characters about whom i talk like he actually EXISTS), because he doesn't really let anyone. like i understand him wholly and completely but even his ~muse is rather guarded and idek why, so it's more like i'm just an observer of his life and he runs the show. (again, i just. don't control him.) kind of like johnny? but at least i'm able to get into johnny's head and be able to SEE from his position. nathan less so, probably because we're just so completely different. also:

[12:11:49 AM] ryan gallagher.: he's probably the only character of mine who's self-aware too HA and goes out of his way to ruin MY life

[12:12:18 AM] ryan gallagher.: like i bet if it were possible to pull pranks on me he would

so i'm probably crazy

probably

look the greeks possibly had this thing called a bicameral mind and nathan is probably just a very very very mischievous manifestation of that

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aw, now that's just mean-spirited, baggypants. imagine how insulted dolts all over the world must feel. /hand to heart. it's either this or milkin' cows, to be honest. at least what you wear isn't tryin' to make satanic sacrifices out of ya -- well, that's debatable, actually. 8) you knit it? /STUPID GRIN. /slow claps. brilliant handywork, mills! really. really. you've outdone yourself in frumpiness. maybe you and my mum can get together sometime and talk about the good old days down on the farm! /mocking 8D face omg i don't even know how to describe it.

#you couldn’t even be knighted for being lame and you’re ‘awesome’ at doing that. #and thank you. /crosses arms #/squint

/just grins. oh, don’t be such a sourpuss, baggypants. lighten up! maybe your pants wouldn’t be so baggy, then! and no problem, that’s really just a dashin’ cardigan you’ve got on  there. didja get your gran to knit it for ya?