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Who’s that hiding under the sheets?

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#MostAttractiveWayToUnbuttonAJacket

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it’s all fun and games until your depression tells you to crash your car at full speed

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im SCREAMIBG

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me in a a god awful Austin Powers impression at insanely high decibels nearly to the point of screaming: life makes me depressed baby!!!

my therapist: I know this is some sort of coping mechanism but I am begging you to give me information in virtually any other way

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me: *lays down with a tank top*

my titty: hey :-)

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my sleep schedule says “party animal” but my lifestyle says “reclusive maniac”

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Tony Stark + tank tops

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the moral of hamlet is don’t ever try to go home and resolve conflicts with yr family just stay at college and do gay shit w ur friends

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someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

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a person: hey what’s up me internally: wuk wuk wuk!! lipstick in my valentino white bag!!! me: hey nothin

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I read all about your ‘accident’, that much gamma exposure should’ve killed you.

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My Chemical Romance ain’t have to go that hard in Helena gotdamn

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i am going to think about this every day for the rest of my life (x)

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