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windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter
net.exe stop “Windows Search”
so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space
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me flirting with a croissantgirl: ahhh mademoiselle you are looking so gibbous today
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How I sleep knowing there’s something wrong with me
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i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids… safety blah blah blah, they’re ugly
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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion
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a little bit of LSD should appear spontaneously in your house every 60 days like a login reward in an online videogame
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